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|name=Eddy Skipper ███████
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[[Category:People that can Constantly Change the size of their Face]]
|image=Eddy_smiles-1-.jpg‎
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|shows=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
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[[Image:188.jpg|thumb|right|Eddy's plan to take over the world...again.]]
|sex=Male
 
|age=12
 
|occupation=Scammer, soon-to-be world dominator
 
|nationality=Irish
 
|cast=Tony Sampson
 
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[[Image:188.jpg|thumb|right|Eddy plots to take over the world... again.]]
 
  
 
Eddy is the leader of his group, The Three Eds. He is the guy with the plans. Since the year 1999, he's been trying to take over the world by scamming many people. Because he needs the money for it. He is in no relation to [[Ed]] or [[Edd]].
 
Eddy is the leader of his group, The Three Eds. He is the guy with the plans. Since the year 1999, he's been trying to take over the world by scamming many people. Because he needs the money for it. He is in no relation to [[Ed]] or [[Edd]].
 
Cultural Heritage: Irish-American
 
  
  
==Trivia==
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===Trivia===
[[Image:Eddie-AccentCore.jpg|thumb|right|Not Eddy.]]
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*Eddy does NOT look like some Popcorn fairy.
[[Image:S6oc5g.gif|thumb|right|Eddy's thinking something devilish yet ''again''...]]
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*Can do the splits in mid-air and expand the size of his mouth...AT THE SAME TIME.
[[Image:ADICKIE.PNG|thumb|right|Eddy's arch-nemesis.]]
 
[[Image:Spookerghveeerghl.PNG‎ |thumb|right|Spookyville? More like SMOKEY HELL!!!!!1!0!!one]]
 
[[Image:7892.png|thumb|Eddy loves wearing the Warden from [[SuperJail]]'s costume on Halloween.]]
 
*Middle name is Skipper.
 
*Contrary to popular opinion, he does NOT look like some Popcorn Fairy.
 
*Can do the splits in mid-air and expand the size of his mouth... AT THE SAME TIME.
 
 
*Owns a [[MY LAMP|Lamp]].
 
*Owns a [[MY LAMP|Lamp]].
*Likes Wood. (But [[no]]t [[ass|as]] much as [[Jonny]] or [[Space Ghost: Coast to Coast|Space Ghost]].)
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*Has appeared in many yaoi pictures,much too his distress.
*Has appeared in many yaoi pictures, much to his distress. (Thankfully for him, he's not alone as [[Ed]], [[Edd]], and [[Kevin]] are also in this same situation.)
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*Likes wood.
*Is a short <s>faggot</s> maggot.
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*Is short.
*Hated by most his neighbors, as he wont stop talking about [[DICKIE|Dickies]] or Spookyville.
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*Hated by most his neighbours,as he wont stop talking about Dickies.
*Has a green tongue. (Which could be due to all those years of eating only lime flavored [[Link|stuff]].)
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*Has a green tongue
*He enjoys getting high, eating [[The Moon|the sun]],  and melting [[Jimmy|small children]].
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*He enjoys getting high, eating [[Mama Luigi|the sun]],  and melting [[Jimmy|small children]]
*He wanted to pop the [[penis|balloon]].
 
*[[Donkey Kong]] wants Eddy to let him get back to his home, because everything's so [[wrong]] without him around in the jungle.
 
*He may or may not be related to [[Conker]].
 
*He thinks that the only way to get it right is to get it [[wrong]].
 
*His brother revealed that he was always a little troublemaker. It's evidented by this due to the fact that he sometimes interrupted his time with Guitar Hero.
 
*Eddy always knew that brother was a jerk to him all this time. It's just that he wanted everyone to like him if he told everyone that his bro was cool.
 
**He also wonders when he's ever gonna learn from his mistakes.
 
  
==Likes==
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[[Image:Spookerghveeerghl.PNG‎ |thumb|right|SMOKEY HELL??!.]]
*Himself
 
*[[Money]]
 
*Jawbreakers
 
*Taking over the cul-de-sac.
 
*[[Ed]]
 
*[[Edd]]
 
*[[Iggy Koopa]]
 
*[[Wario]]
 
*[[Conker]]
 
*Eddy Gordo
 
*Christie Monteiro
 
*Barry White
 
*[[Michael Jackson]]
 
*[[MY LAMP|His lamp]]
 
*Scamming
 
*[[Boobs]]
 
*Porn magazines
 
*[[Magic Drugs]]
 
 
 
==Hates==
 
*[[Birds]]
 
*Pimples
 
*[[Kevin]]
 
*The Kanker Sisters
 
*Dickies
 
*His brother
 
*[[Sarah]]
 
*[[Jimmy (Ed, Edd, & Eddy)|Jimmy]]
 
*Losing his money
 
*Being forced to kiss [[Edd]] in order to prevent [[Kevin]] from telling everybody his middle name
 
  
 
==Eddy's Plans==
 
==Eddy's Plans==
*Finding that damn fourth chaos emerald (Failed because [[Shadow the Hedgehog |Shadow the Emo-hog]] got it first.).
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*Finding that damn fourth chaos emerald (Failed because [[Shadow the Hedgehog |Shadow the Emo-hog]] got it first)
*Creating the Metal Mama Luigi project (Failed because all of them were destroyed.).
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*Creating the Robo Mama Luigi project (Failed because all of them were destroyed)
*Post pictures of a [[Dog Flipping a Pancake|dog flipping a pancake]] (He stopped this because someone was already doing that.).
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*Post pictures of a dog flipping a pancake (He stopped this because someone was already doing that)
*Create the [[Star Wars|Death Star]] (Didn't have enough money.).
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*Create the Death Star (Didn't have enough money)
*To enlist all teh [[Youtube Poopers]] to destroy [[Robotnik|Bob Barker]] and [[Mama Luigi]].
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*To enlist all teh [[Youtube Poopers]] to destroy [[Bob Barker]] and [[Mama Luigi]].
*Destroying every DICKIE that's ever existed.
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*Destroying every DICKIE that's ever existed
*Sell Korean "moonrocks" to make everyone high.
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*Sell Korean "moonrocks" to make everyone high
*Teamed up with the Dickies In an attempt to murder everyone in the Cul-De-Sac to become the King. Unfortunately [[Keroro]] was here first.
 
*About 99.9% of the time its just the gang being prostitutes and/or getting jawbreakers for some strange reason.
 
  
==Quotes==
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[[Image:ADICKIE.PNG|thumb|right|Eddy's arch-nemesis.]]
*"A ''[[DICKIE]]?'' They ''still'' make these?!"
 
*"It's called '''''SPOOKYVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!'''''"
 
*"MY LAMP!!"
 
*"I HATE GETTING CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS!"
 
*"[[Edd|Double D]] [[masturbation|made a mess in his sleeping bag,]] [[Ed]]!"
 
*"Go [[sex|blow]] your whistle, Mr. Referee!"
 
*"[[You]]'re giving me a hernia, [[Ed]]!"
 
*"I'd swear, but sensors won't let me!"
 
*"What do I look like?! Some popcorn [[Gay|fairy]]?!"
 
*"Nothing says winter like a [[Sex|snowjob]], eh, [[Edd|sockhead]]?"
 
*"SWEET EDDY! [[YOU]]'RE COOL, MAN!"
 
*"Someone, or some''thing'' has been [[Sex|touching everyone's stuff!]]"
 
{{DEFAULTSORT:Eddy}}
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
 
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]
 
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 
[[Category:Greedy Characters]]
 

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