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| − | |name= | + | |name=Charles George Onkled |
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| − | |occupation=Duke of Gamelon | + | |occupation=Duke of Gamelon |
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| − | Duke Onkled was the ruler of [[Gamelon]] from | + | Duke Onkled was the ruler of [[Gamelon]] from 1977-1992. |
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In his allegiance to [[Ganon]], Duke Onkled gave [[King Harkinian|the King of Hyrule]] over to [[Ganon]] in turn for fortune and overall material wealth. Once [[Zelda]] rescued the King from Ganon, Duke Onkled's alliance with Ganon was shattered and Duke Onkled was placed at the mercy of the King. As punishment for his treason towards the King he was ordered to scrub all of the floors in Hyrule, an order that was only put to an end upon Onkled's [[Die|death]] (see below). | In his allegiance to [[Ganon]], Duke Onkled gave [[King Harkinian|the King of Hyrule]] over to [[Ganon]] in turn for fortune and overall material wealth. Once [[Zelda]] rescued the King from Ganon, Duke Onkled's alliance with Ganon was shattered and Duke Onkled was placed at the mercy of the King. As punishment for his treason towards the King he was ordered to scrub all of the floors in Hyrule, an order that was only put to an end upon Onkled's [[Die|death]] (see below). | ||
| − | Duke Onkled has a problem with constipation, | + | Duke Onkled has a problem with constipation, as seen in the above pic. |
Cultural Heritage: UK | Cultural Heritage: UK | ||
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{{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!}} | {{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Duke Onkled|[[No]]. Go [[Sex|fuck]] a goat. Go fuck yourself. I'll tell your omnipotence you rape me.}} | {{poopquote|Duke Onkled|[[No]]. Go [[Sex|fuck]] a goat. Go fuck yourself. I'll tell your omnipotence you rape me.}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Go all the way left and [[Gay|suck the cock]].}} | + | {{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Go all the way left and [[Category:Gay characters|suck the cock]].}} |
{{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Hurt me [[Princess Zelda|Zelda]]!}} | {{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Hurt me [[Princess Zelda|Zelda]]!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Duke Onkled|[[Morshu]], sperm please!}} | {{poopquote|Duke Onkled|[[Morshu]], sperm please!}} | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Had scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule numerous times for being a traitor to [[The King|His Majesty.]] | *Had scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule numerous times for being a traitor to [[The King|His Majesty.]] | ||
*Once scrubbed [[King Harkinian|the King of Hyrule]] for [[pussy]]. | *Once scrubbed [[King Harkinian|the King of Hyrule]] for [[pussy]]. | ||
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==Death== | ==Death== | ||
| − | Duke Onkled died on February 17, | + | Duke Onkled died on February 17, 1992 at the hands of [[King Harkinian]]'s hangmen at a public execution. This is despite the pleadings of the Duke for mercy to [[the King]]. Approximately three years later, he was posthumously declared innocent of all accused charges, and his family was [[Illegal|legal]]ly reimbursed. [[King Harkinian]] had no comment on the issue. It is presumed that nobody cares enough to involve themselves any further into this matter. |
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[[Category:Royal Characters]] | [[Category:Royal Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Nazis]] | [[Category:Nazis]] | ||
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