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| − | |name= | + | |name=Charles George Onkled |
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[[Image:Duke Onkled.jpg|thumb|Duke Onkled's taking a very long and very huge shit.]] | [[Image:Duke Onkled.jpg|thumb|Duke Onkled's taking a very long and very huge shit.]] | ||
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| + | Duke Onkled was the ruler of [[Gamelon]] from 1977-1992. | ||
In his allegiance to [[Ganon]], Duke Onkled gave [[King Harkinian|the King of Hyrule]] over to [[Ganon]] in turn for fortune and overall material wealth. Once [[Zelda]] rescued the King from Ganon, Duke Onkled's alliance with Ganon was shattered and Duke Onkled was placed at the mercy of the King. As punishment for his treason towards the King he was ordered to scrub all of the floors in Hyrule, an order that was only put to an end upon Onkled's [[Die|death]] (see below). | In his allegiance to [[Ganon]], Duke Onkled gave [[King Harkinian|the King of Hyrule]] over to [[Ganon]] in turn for fortune and overall material wealth. Once [[Zelda]] rescued the King from Ganon, Duke Onkled's alliance with Ganon was shattered and Duke Onkled was placed at the mercy of the King. As punishment for his treason towards the King he was ordered to scrub all of the floors in Hyrule, an order that was only put to an end upon Onkled's [[Die|death]] (see below). | ||
| − | Duke Onkled has a problem with constipation, | + | Duke Onkled has a problem with constipation, as seen in the above pic. |
Cultural Heritage: UK | Cultural Heritage: UK | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Duke Onkled| | + | {{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Don't hurt me [[Zelda]]!}} |
{{poopquote|Duke Onkled|I'll tell you the secret way into Reesong Palace.}} | {{poopquote|Duke Onkled|I'll tell you the secret way into Reesong Palace.}} | ||
{{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Go all the way left and move the rock, [[This Key™|This Key]] opens the gate.}} | {{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Go all the way left and move the rock, [[This Key™|This Key]] opens the gate.}} | ||
{{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!}} | {{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!}} | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | *Owned the successful restaurant "Duke Onkled's Diner" | + | *Owned the successful restaurant "Duke Onkled's Diner." |
| − | *Apparently dressed better than | + | *Apparently dressed better than his cousin. |
| − | *Owned one of the largest | + | *Owned one of the largest keys in history. |
*Had scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule numerous times for being a traitor to [[The King|His Majesty.]] | *Had scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule numerous times for being a traitor to [[The King|His Majesty.]] | ||
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Royal Characters]] | [[Category:Royal Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Nazis]] | [[Category:Nazis]] | ||
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| − | [[ | + | ==Death== |
| + | Duke Onkled died on February 17th 1992 at the hands of [[The King]]'s hangmen at a public execution, two weeks after the latter refused to show mercy despite the pleadings of the former. Approximately three years later he was posthumously declared innocent of all accused charges, and his family was legally reimbursed. [[The King]] refused to make a [[shit|statement]]. It is presumed that nobody cares enough to involve themselves any further into this matter. | ||
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| + | [[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|left|The [[Demoman]] staring in horror upon the brutal [[The King|execution]] of Duke Onkled.]] | ||
| + | {{vid|o29suu2dZ8w}} | ||
