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− | Duke Onkled | + | [[Image:Duke Onkled.jpg|thumb|Duke Onkled's taking a very long & very huge shit.]] |
+ | Duke Onkled is the ruler of [[Gamelon]]. | ||
− | In his allegiance to [[Ganon]], Duke Onkled gave [[King Harkinian|the King of Hyrule]] over to | + | In his allegiance to [[Ganon]], Duke Onkled gave [[King Harkinian|the King of Hyrule]] over to Ganon in turn for fortune and overall material wealth. Once [[Zelda]] rescued the King from Ganon, Duke Onkled's alliance with Ganon was shattered and Duke Onkled was placed at the mercy of the King. As punishment for his treason towards the King he was ordered to scrub all of the floors in Hyrule, an order he is still completing. |
− | Duke Onkled has a problem with constipation, | + | Duke Onkled has a problem with constipation, as seen in the above pic. |
Cultural Heritage: UK | Cultural Heritage: UK | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
− | * | + | *Owns the successful restaurant "Duke Onkled's Diner." |
− | *Apparently | + | *Apparently dresses better than his cousin King Harkinian. |
− | * | + | *Owns one of the largest keys in history. |
− | * | + | *Has scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule numerous times for being a traitor to [[The King|His Majesty.]] |
− | * | + | *He is [[King Harkinian]]'s cousin. Honestly, I'm just as surprised as [[you]] are. |
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[[Category:Royal Characters]] | [[Category:Royal Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Nazis]] | [[Category:Nazis]] | ||
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+ | [[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The [[Demoman]] staring in horror upon the brutal [[The King|execution]] of Duke Onkled.]] |