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| − | Duke Onkled | + | [[Image:Duke Onkled.jpg|thumbDuke Onkled's taking a very long & very huge shit and a fuck.]] |
| + | Duke Onkled is the ruler of [[Gamelon]]. | ||
| − | In his allegiance to [[Ganon]], Duke Onkled gave [[ | + | In his allegiance to [[Ganon]], Duke Onkled gave [[DukeofFortuneMan|the King of Hyrule]] over to Ganon in turn for fortune and overall material wealth. Once [[Zelda]] rescued the King from Ganon, Duke Onkled's alliance with Ganon was shattered and Duke Onkled was placed at the mercy of the King. As punishment for his treason towards the King he was ordered to scrub all of the floors in Hyrule, an order he is still completing. After completing his punishment, Duke Onkled got Aids. The King then journeyed off to Gamelon to kill him. The King is now serving a life sentence for fulfilling a hate crime and 1st degree murder. He's appealing the life sentence soon. |
| + | ===Rebirth=== | ||
| + | After the king easily destroyed him, [[Morshu]], for the reason of selling his reanimated corpse for a profit, used unspeakable magic to revive Duke Onkled as a horrible undead Lich, brimming with magical potency. He eventually sold the monstrosity to Zelda, who needed an ally to kill her father (he would live forever otherwise) and take the throne of Hyrule. None of this has happened yet. | ||
| − | Duke Onkled has a problem with constipation, | + | Duke Onkled has a problem with constipation, as seen in the above pic. |
Cultural Heritage: UK | Cultural Heritage: UK | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | * | + | *Owns the successful restaurant "Duke Onkled's Diner" |
| − | *Apparently | + | *Apparently dresses better than his cousin King Harkinian |
| − | * | + | *Owns one of the largest keys in history |
| − | * | + | *Has scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule numerous times for being a traitor |
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Royal Characters]] | [[Category:Royal Characters]] | ||
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