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| + | This kind fellow was debuted in the ever popular first person shooter PC game, Duke Nukem 3-D. Revolving around somewhat of the same gameplay as Doom or Wolfenstein 3-D, the game is pretty much about blowing up monsters, collecting shit to unlock doors, and paying strippers to... well you know what. The newest game in production, "Duke Nukem Forever" has been delayed for over a decade or so, so keep dreaming fanboys. | ||
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*Was proclaimed by [[Screwattack]] to be the most coolest video game character of all time. Infact, he was so cool that they admitted that would've higher than being number one. | *Was proclaimed by [[Screwattack]] to be the most coolest video game character of all time. Infact, he was so cool that they admitted that would've higher than being number one. | ||
*[[Screwattack]] also named Duke Nukem 3-D, which is proclaimed by many to be his best game by far, as the 7th best FPS video game ever. It defeated BioShock (Which I k[[no]]w that many mother[[fuck]]ers will be very pissed off about that.), Doom 3, and [[Gordon Freeman|Half-Life 2]], yet lost out to Counter-Strike, Quake, Wolfenstein 3-D, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, [[Halo]], and [[James Bond|Goldeneye 007]]. | *[[Screwattack]] also named Duke Nukem 3-D, which is proclaimed by many to be his best game by far, as the 7th best FPS video game ever. It defeated BioShock (Which I k[[no]]w that many mother[[fuck]]ers will be very pissed off about that.), Doom 3, and [[Gordon Freeman|Half-Life 2]], yet lost out to Counter-Strike, Quake, Wolfenstein 3-D, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, [[Halo]], and [[James Bond|Goldeneye 007]]. | ||
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*Duke Nukem is so bad[[ass]] that when he takes a [[shit]], he does it on a dead corpse. | *Duke Nukem is so bad[[ass]] that when he takes a [[shit]], he does it on a dead corpse. | ||
*It is told that Duke Nukem killed [[Hitler]] and the [[Nazi]]s with his bare hands. | *It is told that Duke Nukem killed [[Hitler]] and the [[Nazi]]s with his bare hands. | ||
*He almost was killed while on his honeymoon with [[Communists|Joseph Stalin]]. | *He almost was killed while on his honeymoon with [[Communists|Joseph Stalin]]. | ||
*Duke Nukem shoots point blank through the groin so the bullets come out of his enemies' asses. | *Duke Nukem shoots point blank through the groin so the bullets come out of his enemies' asses. | ||
| − | *Was rejected by the United States | + | *Was rejected by the United States Military for being TOO EXTREME. |
*Has a new video game coming out for the [[Nintendo]] DS and the PSP, but I'm sure that it won't be released ever, so all you Duke Nukem fantards better keep up with your dreaming. | *Has a new video game coming out for the [[Nintendo]] DS and the PSP, but I'm sure that it won't be released ever, so all you Duke Nukem fantards better keep up with your dreaming. | ||
| − | *He has the same voice actor as | + | *He has the same voice actor as Big the Cat. To be honest, [[I]] didn't believe it either. |
*Is the only person to [[no]]t be afraid of [[Duck Donald]]. Infact, he actually had the [[balls]] to say to him "SHOVE IT UP [[You|YOUR]] [[Ass|ASS!!!]]" | *Is the only person to [[no]]t be afraid of [[Duck Donald]]. Infact, he actually had the [[balls]] to say to him "SHOVE IT UP [[You|YOUR]] [[Ass|ASS!!!]]" | ||
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*BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. | *BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. | ||
*I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK. | *I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK. | ||
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==Ventrilo Harassment== | ==Ventrilo Harassment== | ||
| − | Came out of retirement one day just to piss of | + | Came out of retirement one day just to piss of WoW fags. This ended up getting him out of retirement for the 2010 MAGfest thing-y for [[4]] days with him using some new dialogue. |
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
