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[[Image: Duke_nukem.jpg|thumb|I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.]] | [[Image: Duke_nukem.jpg|thumb|I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.]] | ||
| − | + | This kind fellow was debuted in the ever popular first person shooter PC game, Duke Nukem 3-D. Revolving around somewhat of the same gameplay as Doom or Wolfenstein 3-D, the game is pretty much about blowing up monsters, collecting shit to unlock doors, and paying strippers to... well you know what. The newest game in production, "Duke Nukem Forever" <s>has been delayed for over a decade or so, so keep dreaming fanboys</s> is going to be released in June 2011, which is coincidentally when the end of the world happens. | |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*He almost was killed while on his honeymoon with [[Communists|Joseph Stalin]]. | *He almost was killed while on his honeymoon with [[Communists|Joseph Stalin]]. | ||
*Duke Nukem shoots point blank through the groin so the bullets come out of his enemies' asses. | *Duke Nukem shoots point blank through the groin so the bullets come out of his enemies' asses. | ||
| − | *Was rejected by the United States | + | *Was rejected by the United States Military for being TOO EXTREME. |
*Has a new video game coming out for the [[Nintendo]] DS and the PSP, but I'm sure that it won't be released ever, so all you Duke Nukem fantards better keep up with your dreaming. | *Has a new video game coming out for the [[Nintendo]] DS and the PSP, but I'm sure that it won't be released ever, so all you Duke Nukem fantards better keep up with your dreaming. | ||
*He has the same voice actor as [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Big the Cat]]. To be honest, [[I]] didn't believe it either. | *He has the same voice actor as [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Big the Cat]]. To be honest, [[I]] didn't believe it either. | ||
*Is the only person to [[no]]t be afraid of [[Duck Donald]]. Infact, he actually had the [[balls]] to say to him "SHOVE IT UP [[You|YOUR]] [[Ass|ASS!!!]]" | *Is the only person to [[no]]t be afraid of [[Duck Donald]]. Infact, he actually had the [[balls]] to say to him "SHOVE IT UP [[You|YOUR]] [[Ass|ASS!!!]]" | ||
| − | *Since he | + | *Since he has been MIA for more than a deacde, he has been declared "[[Illegal|legally]] [[dead]]". But recently his return has been announced so... HE IS ALIVE! |
*His first two games sucked [[ass|ass]] , then we got to hear him talk | *His first two games sucked [[ass|ass]] , then we got to hear him talk | ||
*Has once flown a space ship powered by his awesomeness , then it got shot down. He later retrieved it, only for it to be shot down again. | *Has once flown a space ship powered by his awesomeness , then it got shot down. He later retrieved it, only for it to be shot down again. | ||
