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|occupation=Accountant, Investment Banker, Gay Porn Celebrity | |occupation=Accountant, Investment Banker, Gay Porn Celebrity | ||
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|nationality=American | |nationality=American | ||
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+ | Drew Pickles is a character from [[Rugrats]] and is, with out a [[Black Shadow|shadow]] of a doubt, the biggest [[homosexual]] in the world. His gayness rivals even that of [[Gay Luigi]]. Drew constantly desires to have [[sex]] with men, shove things up his [[ass]], and drink [[Fat|unhealthy]] amounts of [[cum|semen]]. He is also a [[Food|fast food]] connoisseur, as evidenced by several videos on [[YouTube]]. | ||
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===Penis Size=== | ===Penis Size=== | ||
− | + | It is unknown how big Drew's [[penis]] really is. Many speculate that it is at least 300 miles in length, while other sources say that it could be well over that. Some theorize that the size Drew's penis could actually be growing infinitely, much like the universe. Yet some say it could even be bigger than [[Dopply|Dopply's]] [[Dopply's penis|cock]]. It is also unknown how he manages to keep it in his pants and keep it from ripping the man he is fucking to shreds. One thing is for certain though, ''it's a huge fucking dick''. | |
− | It is unknown how big Drew's penis really is. Many speculate that it is at least 300 miles in length, while other sources say that it could be well over that. Some theorize that the size Drew's penis could actually be growing infinitely, much like the universe. It is also unknown how he manages to keep it in his pants and keep it from ripping the man he is fucking to shreds. One thing is for certain though, ''it's a huge fucking dick''. | ||
===Hobbies=== | ===Hobbies=== | ||
+ | As stated before, Drew Pickles loves gay [[sex]], and it's made quite clear that he will do ''anything'' to get some. This includes rape, assault, and is most likely not beyond [[Die|killing]] his victims before having sex with their corpse. He is also into [[Shit|coprophagia]]. | ||
− | + | Outside of gay sex, he also enjoys traveling. Especially to restaurants. Although once he gets there it is not unlikely that he will start requesting menu items to have shit or [[cum]] on them. And [[god]] forbid that you deny his request, unless you enjoy having an [[ass]]hole the size of a small planet. And fate especially does not bode well for you if you are the establishment's manager... | |
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==The Drew Pickles Show== | ==The Drew Pickles Show== | ||
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'''''The Drew Pickles Show''''' (also known as '''''Drew Pickles and the Barney Bunch''''') was a cancelled 1999 sketch comedy show in which Drew, along with guest stars such as Barney the Dinosaur and Ronald McDonald, would travel to various locations and engage in sexual intercourse with random bystanders and was intended to air on Comedy Central. The then-president of Comedy Central expressed concern mainly with Barney's appearance on the show, as Viacom did not own the character nor did they want children to be negatively influenced by his conduct on the show, and asked Drew to remove him as a guest star. Drew then reportedly threatened to "rape (the president) so hard like hoihoihoifaghoifaghoifaghoihoihoishwshwshwshwblupblupblupblup", leading not only to the show's cancellation but also Drew being sentenced to a year in prison. Only one episode was produced but was never aired and is presumed lost. | '''''The Drew Pickles Show''''' (also known as '''''Drew Pickles and the Barney Bunch''''') was a cancelled 1999 sketch comedy show in which Drew, along with guest stars such as Barney the Dinosaur and Ronald McDonald, would travel to various locations and engage in sexual intercourse with random bystanders and was intended to air on Comedy Central. The then-president of Comedy Central expressed concern mainly with Barney's appearance on the show, as Viacom did not own the character nor did they want children to be negatively influenced by his conduct on the show, and asked Drew to remove him as a guest star. Drew then reportedly threatened to "rape (the president) so hard like hoihoihoifaghoifaghoifaghoihoihoishwshwshwshwblupblupblupblup", leading not only to the show's cancellation but also Drew being sentenced to a year in prison. Only one episode was produced but was never aired and is presumed lost. | ||
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*"Bag, that was swell." | *"Bag, that was swell." | ||
*"I will show [[you]] the true definition of a sick fuck!" | *"I will show [[you]] the true definition of a sick fuck!" | ||
− | *"OOOH, ''SAAANTA'', WON'T [[You|YOU]] COME IN?" | + | *"OOOH, ''SAAANTA'', WON'T [[You|YOU]] [[Cum|COME]] IN?" |
− | *"OH, HERE COMES DONALD fuck." | + | *"OH, HERE COMES [[Donald Duck|DONALD]] fuck." |
*"I WILL BE THE ONE TO FILL [[YOU]]R DARK ASSHOLE, WITH SEMEN." | *"I WILL BE THE ONE TO FILL [[YOU]]R DARK ASSHOLE, WITH SEMEN." | ||
*"ANGELICA!" | *"ANGELICA!" | ||
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*Is a fan of [[Marvel vs. Capcom 2]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYDCJ9ynGzY For real, yo]. | *Is a fan of [[Marvel vs. Capcom 2]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYDCJ9ynGzY For real, yo]. | ||
*Has starred in over 69,000 [[pornography|pornographic]] films. | *Has starred in over 69,000 [[pornography|pornographic]] films. | ||
− | *If [[you]] don't eat his broccoli, [[you]] won't get seconds for dessert. | + | *If [[you]] don't eat his [[Penis|broccoli]], [[you]] won't get seconds for dessert. |
*Uses various objects as dildis. | *Uses various objects as dildis. | ||
*Is a very good rapper, for a white guy. | *Is a very good rapper, for a white guy. | ||
*Is also the bro of [[Stu Pickles]]. | *Is also the bro of [[Stu Pickles]]. | ||
*In the inaugural 1st Youchew Hungry Games, he was killed by [[United Kingdom|the Duke of Wellington]], with [[PENIS|his own weapon]], at that. | *In the inaugural 1st Youchew Hungry Games, he was killed by [[United Kingdom|the Duke of Wellington]], with [[PENIS|his own weapon]], at that. | ||
− | *Drew wanted to be a stripper, but lacked the education to do so. Now he has to repeat kindergarten. | + | *Drew wanted to be a stripper, but lacked the education to do so. Now he has to repeat kindergarten. Clearly, nobody told the principal about Drew's love of shota... |
− | *Once got severely angry about his daughter, Angelica, going missing. | + | *Despite being notorious for his extreme homosexuality, Drew Pickles has a wife and a daughter. However, after a little bit of research, famed doctor [[Martin Ssempa]] discovered that his "wife" is a man, and his daughter? She was created when Drew's feminine side somehow became sentient. Losing what little femininity he had naturally made Drew's penis even larger, so he considers it a plus. |
− | *Once had a nightmare about his daughter, Angelica, suing him for being a bad father ''and'' (not to mention) | + | *Once got severely angry about his daughter, Angelica, going missing, this pissed Drew off so badly that he began to [[fuck]] his brother, [[Stu Pickles|Stu]], in the [[ass]] and choke him. |
+ | *Once had a nightmare about his daughter, Angelica, suing him for being a bad father ''and'' (not to mention) raping so many males. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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*[[Ronald McDonald]] | *[[Ronald McDonald]] | ||
*[[Stu Pickles]] | *[[Stu Pickles]] | ||
+ | *[[Cum]] | ||
*[[AIDS]] | *[[AIDS]] | ||
+ | *[[Penis]] | ||
*[[Yaoi]] | *[[Yaoi]] | ||
*[[Pube Muppet]] | *[[Pube Muppet]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Criminals]] | ||
[[Category:Rich Characters]] | [[Category:Rich Characters]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Pedophiles]] |