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{{CharBox | {{CharBox | ||
|name=Donkey Kong | |name=Donkey Kong | ||
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|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
|occupation=Protector of Kongo-Bongo and the Crystal Coconut | |occupation=Protector of Kongo-Bongo and the Crystal Coconut | ||
| − | |cast= | + | |cast=[[Morshu|Richard]] Yearwood/[[Kakashi|Takashi]] Nagasako/Kōichi Yamadera |
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| + | <I>*SPOILER*CONGRATULATIONS!!! At last, [[You|you]]'ve had the vision to find out who the Super Special Secret fighter of [[Punch Out!!]] for the [[Nintendo Wii]] was!! [[No]]w, go look at his article with [[Gwonam|many, many blessings.]]*End Spoiler*</I> | ||
| − | Donkey Kong is one of the first video game characters to ever appear on a [[Nintendo]] game. He was originally a [[Plaque Monsters|bad guy]], but that was really [[Donkey Kong Country|Cranky Kong]] | + | Donkey Kong is one of the first video game characters to ever appear on a [[Nintendo]] game. He was originally a [[Plaque Monsters|bad guy]], but that was really [[Donkey Kong Country|Cranky Kong]]. |
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| + | ===In Brief=== | ||
The Kong now known as Cranky made his debut when he went mad and kidnapped Mario's old prostitute, then tried to murder [[Mario]] with large barrels as he chased after them. The current Donkey Kong is somewhat of a hero, saving the jungle even if he's only motivated by bitches, [[money|cash-money]], and getting back his bananas. And the two other times he was stupid enough to be kidnapped, meaning he did not star in two out of three Donkey Kong Country games, even though he's in the title. Whatever. He was the star again in Donkey Kong 64, along with [[4]] other Kongs. All of these games involve [[King K. Rool]] being the main villain, especially with him doing different things for each of these games. | The Kong now known as Cranky made his debut when he went mad and kidnapped Mario's old prostitute, then tried to murder [[Mario]] with large barrels as he chased after them. The current Donkey Kong is somewhat of a hero, saving the jungle even if he's only motivated by bitches, [[money|cash-money]], and getting back his bananas. And the two other times he was stupid enough to be kidnapped, meaning he did not star in two out of three Donkey Kong Country games, even though he's in the title. Whatever. He was the star again in Donkey Kong 64, along with [[4]] other Kongs. All of these games involve [[King K. Rool]] being the main villain, especially with him doing different things for each of these games. | ||
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He has appeared in several (three) other of his own games since the Rare-developed ones. In Jungle Climber he climbs things, and in Jungle Beat he beats up things. See a pattern? | He has appeared in several (three) other of his own games since the Rare-developed ones. In Jungle Climber he climbs things, and in Jungle Beat he beats up things. See a pattern? | ||
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===His Part In [[Youtube Poop]]=== | ===His Part In [[Youtube Poop]]=== | ||
| − | Donkey Kong starred in his own TV series with the same name as his first SNES game, [[Donkey Kong Country]]. This show is commonly used as a source by some, like [[Cortes | + | Donkey Kong starred in his own TV series with the same name as his first SNES game, [[Donkey Kong Country]]. This show is commonly used as a source by some, like [[Cortes]] or [[BarnabasB]]. |
===The Fake DK=== | ===The Fake DK=== | ||
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Jr. soon grew up in 1994 with Donkey Kong Country. The original Kong was now old and wrinkly, and is married (though that wasn't found out until DKC2). But what Jr. didn't realize was that [[King K. Rool]], the supposed villain of the trilogy, happens to be in Cranky Kong's ropes. Nobody knew that until some people played the sequel and the sequel after that. | Jr. soon grew up in 1994 with Donkey Kong Country. The original Kong was now old and wrinkly, and is married (though that wasn't found out until DKC2). But what Jr. didn't realize was that [[King K. Rool]], the supposed villain of the trilogy, happens to be in Cranky Kong's ropes. Nobody knew that until some people played the sequel and the sequel after that. | ||
[[Image:BITEKONG1.png|thumb|Right|Donkey Kong being gang-raped by some pig things. Or showing off a new hairstyle. One of those two.]] | [[Image:BITEKONG1.png|thumb|Right|Donkey Kong being gang-raped by some pig things. Or showing off a new hairstyle. One of those two.]] | ||
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===Quotes=== | ===Quotes=== | ||
| − | *"Got any | + | *"Got any banana cream pie?" |
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*"♫Hold it now, hold it now, won ti dloh, won ti dloh!♫" | *"♫Hold it now, hold it now, won ti dloh, won ti dloh!♫" | ||
*"♫Wait a [[hell|heck,]] what the sec.♫" | *"♫Wait a [[hell|heck,]] what the sec.♫" | ||
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*"Walk in your shoes!" | *"Walk in your shoes!" | ||
*"Oooooh, oooooh, oooooh, ahh, ahh, AAAAGGGGG!!!!!" | *"Oooooh, oooooh, oooooh, ahh, ahh, AAAAGGGGG!!!!!" | ||
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*"I've Fallen, & I Can't Get Up!!!!!!!!! Can [[you]] pass me a banana, little buddy?" | *"I've Fallen, & I Can't Get Up!!!!!!!!! Can [[you]] pass me a banana, little buddy?" | ||
*"I'm... [[No]]t?" | *"I'm... [[No]]t?" | ||
| + | *"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" | ||
*"♫WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, if what [[you]] say is tru-u-ue...♫" | *"♫WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, if what [[you]] say is tru-u-ue...♫" | ||
| − | *"♫I'M REALLY ONE OF [[You|YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | + | *"♫I'M REALLY ONE OF [[You|YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♫]]" |
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*"♫Gonna steal, gonna be untruuue.♫" | *"♫Gonna steal, gonna be untruuue.♫" | ||
*"♫Walk in [[King K. Rool|his]] shooooooooooooes.♫" | *"♫Walk in [[King K. Rool|his]] shooooooooooooes.♫" | ||
*"♫My hand looks like ''aluminum foillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''♫" | *"♫My hand looks like ''aluminum foillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''♫" | ||
*"♫I'm a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead.♫" | *"♫I'm a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead.♫" | ||
| − | *" | + | *"♫Eddie, let me go back to my home! Without me everything's all wrongnorw lla s'gnihtyreve em tuohtiw. emoh ym ot kcab og em tel, eidde!♫" |
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*"♫Eddie, Eddie, Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie EddieEddieEddieEddieEddieEddie EDDIE Eddie, Eddie Eddie Eddie-Eddie!♫" | *"♫Eddie, Eddie, Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie EddieEddieEddieEddieEddieEddie EDDIE Eddie, Eddie Eddie Eddie-Eddie!♫" | ||
*"♫HELLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♫" | *"♫HELLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♫" | ||
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*"Where it's possible, ordercy is from respects, your your you am service wondering where it's identical it'd appear." | *"Where it's possible, ordercy is from respects, your your you am service wondering where it's identical it'd appear." | ||
*"I am of your realness!" | *"I am of your realness!" | ||
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===Family Lines=== | ===Family Lines=== | ||
| − | + | [[Whore Yoshi|Candy Kong]]: Girlfriend of Donkey Kong | |
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| − | + | Diddy Kong: Nephew of Donkey Kong (Little Buddy) | |
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| − | + | Dixie Kong: Girlfriend of Diddy Kong (Little Buddy's Fuck Buddy) | |
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| − | + | [[Fat|Chunky Kong]]: Kiddy Kong's Brother | |
| − | + | [[Image:retardkong.jpg|thumb|Right|Donkey Kong on a bad morning.]] | |
| − | + | Lanky Kong: Relative to the Manky Kongs | |
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| − | + | Kiddy Kong: Chunky Kong's Brother | |
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| + | Tiny Kong: Sister of Dixie Kong | ||
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
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*He likes the [[Banana Cream Pie]]. ([[BarnabasB]] proved it.) | *He likes the [[Banana Cream Pie]]. ([[BarnabasB]] proved it.) | ||
*[[NintyScreen]] approves of him. | *[[NintyScreen]] approves of him. | ||
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*He sometimes is seen as a [[Rapping Rhino|rapper]], as well as some sort of a strange engrish type thing with King K. Rool. (Who wants [[no]] news, [[no]] calls, and [[no]] tyranny until tomorrow.) | *He sometimes is seen as a [[Rapping Rhino|rapper]], as well as some sort of a strange engrish type thing with King K. Rool. (Who wants [[no]] news, [[no]] calls, and [[no]] tyranny until tomorrow.) | ||
*Said that he had [[AIDS]] once. | *Said that he had [[AIDS]] once. | ||
| − | *He also said that he's got two [[Coca-Cola|cokes]], but | + | *He also said that he's got two [[Coca-Cola|cokes]], but Diddy Kong's slick with that. |
| − | *He was once the main guy that was being sued by Universal Studios for simply having a name that was similar to the name King Kong. Donkey Kong would eventually win this case, and would then stay with [[Nintendo]] with all the bananas that he could eat until he decided to retire. (Wait, What? He didn't retire, stupid.) | + | *He was once the main guy that was being sued by [[Retard|Universal Studios]] for simply having a name that was similar to the name King Kong. Donkey Kong would eventually win this case, and would then stay with [[Nintendo]] with all the bananas that he could eat until he decided to retire. (Wait, What? He didn't retire, [[retard|stupid]].) |
| − | *HE'S THE FUC[[The King|KING]] FINAL BOSS IN PUNCH OUT!! FOR THE [[Nintendo|NINTENDO]] [[Wii|WII]]!!! WHAT IN THE [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK]] IS HE DOING THERE??? | + | *HE'S THE FUC[[The King|KING]] FINAL FUCKING BOSS IN FUCKING PUNCH OUT!! FOR THE FUCKING [[Nintendo|NINTENDO]] FUCKING [[Wii|WII]]!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! WHAT IN THE [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK]] IS HE FUCKING DOING THERE??? |
**HE'S BEATING YOUR ASS, THAT'S WHAT!!! | **HE'S BEATING YOUR ASS, THAT'S WHAT!!! | ||
*[[Doc Louis]] seriously loves him so much, that he wanted to get his autograph after [[Little Mac]]'s fight with him. | *[[Doc Louis]] seriously loves him so much, that he wanted to get his autograph after [[Little Mac]]'s fight with him. | ||
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*Everyone on DK Island has a last name of Kong, suggesting that the entire Kong family is inbred. | *Everyone on DK Island has a last name of Kong, suggesting that the entire Kong family is inbred. | ||
*Has a strange form called "Robo Donkey Kong". | *Has a strange form called "Robo Donkey Kong". | ||
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[[Image:DonkeyKonghowhigh.jpg|frame|left|Donkey Kong wonders how [[Magic Drugs|high]] [[you]] can get.]] | [[Image:DonkeyKonghowhigh.jpg|frame|left|Donkey Kong wonders how [[Magic Drugs|high]] [[you]] can get.]] | ||
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Boxers]] | [[Category:Boxers]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Punch Out!! Series]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Punch Out!! Series]] | ||
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[[Category:Animals]] | [[Category:Animals]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]] | ||
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