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[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Heavy]].]] | [[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Heavy]].]] | ||
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− | The '''Demoman''' (full name '''Demolitions Man''') is a black, [[Scottish]] [[One Eyed Orange Mario|cyclops]] with an [[Bomb|explosion]] fetish. | + | The '''Demoman''' (full name '''Demolitions Man''') is a [[Africans|black]], [[Scottish]] [[One Eyed Orange Mario|cyclops]] with an [[Bomb|explosion]] fetish. |
He's also a self-proclaimed meme for the [[Chewiki]]. | He's also a self-proclaimed meme for the [[Chewiki]]. | ||
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==[[Ass|Arse]]nal== | ==[[Ass|Arse]]nal== | ||
*'''[[Bomb|Grenade]] Launcher''': Fires 4 grenades before needing a reload, yet it can hold six at once. That's pretty fucking gay. | *'''[[Bomb|Grenade]] Launcher''': Fires 4 grenades before needing a reload, yet it can hold six at once. That's pretty fucking gay. | ||
− | *'''Sticky[[bomb]] Launcher''': Fires up to 8 grenades which stick to surfaces, which then can [[Traps|be detonated remotely]] just by him thinking about it | + | *'''Sticky[[bomb]] Launcher''': Fires up to 8 grenades which stick to surfaces, which then can [[Traps|be detonated remotely]] just by him thinking about it. |
− | *'''Bottle''': Once held [[BOOZE| | + | *'''Bottle''': Once held [[BOOZE|hard liquor]]. Now only holds the Demoman's tears, and possibly urine. Oh, did I mention he might break it over your skull? |
===Update=== | ===Update=== | ||
− | *'''Chargin' Targe''': This shield allows you to charge toward your enemies while giving you a temporary critical boost and allowing you to bash or slice off the head of your foe | + | *'''Chargin' Targe''': This shield allows you to charge toward your enemies while giving you a temporary critical boost and allowing you to bash or slice off the head of your foe. Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher''. |
*'''Scottish Resistance''': Allows you to tactically detonate sticky grenades, but most Demos won't care since they're too busy trying to stickyspam with the regular sticky-launcher or trying to chop them down with a Targe/[[Sword]] combo. Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher.'' | *'''Scottish Resistance''': Allows you to tactically detonate sticky grenades, but most Demos won't care since they're too busy trying to stickyspam with the regular sticky-launcher or trying to chop them down with a Targe/[[Sword]] combo. Replaces the ''Stickybomb Launcher.'' | ||
− | *''' | + | *'''Eyelander''': [[No|Totally not a reference to ''Highlander'']], you become faster and stronger with each kill. No, there can never be only one, not as long as every Demoman out there is wielding this unbalanced piece of shit. Replaces the ''Bottle.'' |
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===Community=== | ===Community=== | ||
*'''Pain Train''': A makeshift club made from a discarded Axtinguisher handle and an iron railroad spike, which inexplicably increases the wielder's capture rate. The Soldier can also wield this weapon. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | *'''Pain Train''': A makeshift club made from a discarded Axtinguisher handle and an iron railroad spike, which inexplicably increases the wielder's capture rate. The Soldier can also wield this weapon. Replaces the ''Bottle''. | ||
− | *'''Scotsman's Skullcutter''': An axe that slows you down | + | *'''Scotsman's Skullcutter''': An axe that slows you down but deals more damage. What is this game becoming, fucking [[World of Warcraft]]? Replaces the ''Bottle''. |
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*YA APPEAR TO HAVE TRODDEN ON A MINE! | *YA APPEAR TO HAVE TRODDEN ON A MINE! | ||
*THAT [[Heavy Weapons Guy|HEAVY'S]] A BLOODY JACK[[Ass|ASS!!!]] | *THAT [[Heavy Weapons Guy|HEAVY'S]] A BLOODY JACK[[Ass|ASS!!!]] | ||
− | + | *YOU COME WIDE WITH ME AGAIN BOY I'LL STICK THAT WRENCH RIGHT UP YER ARSE! | |
− | *YOU COME WIDE | ||
*IT'S ON! IT'S ON LIKE Zzzzzzzzzzzz....Huh? Wha? | *IT'S ON! IT'S ON LIKE Zzzzzzzzzzzz....Huh? Wha? | ||
*(While drunk) Just bought two tickets to the gun show, and I'm not givin' em to ya. I'm goin' with YOUR tickets! | *(While drunk) Just bought two tickets to the gun show, and I'm not givin' em to ya. I'm goin' with YOUR tickets! | ||
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*DOMINATED YOU TEUTONIC NURSEMAI-*belch* ahh...hah | *DOMINATED YOU TEUTONIC NURSEMAI-*belch* ahh...hah | ||
*THAT'S A RIGHT PRETTY BRA WASHER YOU BUILT YOU BIG UGLY GIRL! | *THAT'S A RIGHT PRETTY BRA WASHER YOU BUILT YOU BIG UGLY GIRL! | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
[[Image:Demoflip.png|thumb|left|The Demoman across the way stares back. [[Sagat|Notice how his eyepatch changed sides]].]] | [[Image:Demoflip.png|thumb|left|The Demoman across the way stares back. [[Sagat|Notice how his eyepatch changed sides]].]] | ||
− | *The RED Demoman's name is Tavish Degroot as revealed [http://www.teamfortress.com/war/demo/ here], and he lives with his blind mother in a mansion somewhere in New Mexico, not too far from ''cp_badlands''. He was best friends with the BLU [[Soldier]] until recently. | + | *The RED Demoman's name is Tavish Degroot as revealed [http://www.teamfortress.com/war/demo/ here], and he lives with his blind mother in a mansion somewhere in New Mexico, not too far from ''cp_badlands''. He <s>is</s> was best friends with the BLU [[Soldier]] until recently. |
*Enjoys bagpipe music, not unlike [[M. Bison]]. | *Enjoys bagpipe music, not unlike [[M. Bison]]. | ||
− | *Possibly enjoys [[KFC]] | + | *Possibly enjoys [[KFC]]. |
+ | *Also enjoys [[Bomb]]s. | ||
*Is good friends with [[Zack]]. | *Is good friends with [[Zack]]. | ||
+ | *Is an [[Africans|African]]. | ||
*Has had multiple charges of public nudity in the past, until he wore a sticky note with a smiley-face on his crotch. | *Has had multiple charges of public nudity in the past, until he wore a sticky note with a smiley-face on his crotch. | ||
*Lacks a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse. Everyone else has these, especially the [[Spy]], who enjoys rubbing it in. | *Lacks a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse. Everyone else has these, especially the [[Spy]], who enjoys rubbing it in. | ||
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*His real name is actually ''"Demonman"''. | *His real name is actually ''"Demonman"''. | ||
*Stares at things on this site in horror, joy, or for the hell of it. | *Stares at things on this site in horror, joy, or for the hell of it. | ||
− | *He also has the same voice actor as | + | *He also has the same voice actor as The [[Heavy Weapons Guy]]. |
*Is not to be confused with the Rob Zombie song "Devil Man." | *Is not to be confused with the Rob Zombie song "Devil Man." | ||
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*Worked with the [[Pyro]] on the pyrotechnics for [[KISS]] in the '70s and early '80s. | *Worked with the [[Pyro]] on the pyrotechnics for [[KISS]] in the '70s and early '80s. | ||
*According to the [[Soldier]], [[Scotland]] is not a real country, and that he is an [[English]]man in a dress. | *According to the [[Soldier]], [[Scotland]] is not a real country, and that he is an [[English]]man in a dress. | ||
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Cycloptic Characters]] | [[Category:Cycloptic Characters]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Africans]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
[[Category:Europeans]] | [[Category:Europeans]] | ||
[[Category:British]] | [[Category:British]] | ||
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