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| − | Customer Service is that purple guy with green hair and bronze sunshades who tries to sell MONSTAHS to [[King Dedede]], because that's what they do best at N.M.E. He is known for his overly-detailed art style, and his rude behavior: Some pranks he has pulled on Dedede include cutting communications while Dedede is talking mid sentence, sending him the wrong monster or something that isn't a monster at all | + | Customer Service is that purple guy with green hair and bronze sunshades who tries to sell MONSTAHS to [[King Dedede]], because that's what they do best at N.M.E. He is known for his overly-detailed art style, and his rude behavior: Some pranks he has pulled on Dedede include cutting communications while Dedede is talking mid sentence, sending him the wrong monster or [[Plant Encyclopedia|something that isn't a monster at all]], not responding to Dedede when he talks, overcharging for monsters, or even just denying him service in general. |
==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
*"How can I help [[you]], King Dedede?" | *"How can I help [[you]], King Dedede?" | ||
*"That's what we do best at N.M.E." | *"That's what we do best at N.M.E." | ||
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==Legal issues== | ==Legal issues== | ||
| − | + | In 1995, Customer Service was accused of threatening King Dedede with a chainsaw, claiming he wasn't afraid to [[DIE|slice him clean in half]]. Dedede sued for one million [[Two|billion]] trillion [[4|quadrillion]] quintillion hexillion septillion octillion nonillion decillion [[Money|dollars]]. [[Ass|The preceding judge]] decided against King Dedede due to [[Lickboot|Dedede's lawyer]] making a scene in court over money, and Customer Service counter-sued for the same amount. CS won, and still awaits his money. | |
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*Paperweights | *Paperweights | ||
*Sunshades with the Roman numeral II embedded in the lenses | *Sunshades with the Roman numeral II embedded in the lenses | ||
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
*King Dedede | *King Dedede | ||
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==Is Liked By== | ==Is Liked By== | ||
*No one in particular | *No one in particular | ||
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==Is Disliked By== | ==Is Disliked By== | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | *Is actually a short motherfucker | + | *Is actually a short motherfucker |
| − | *His butt chin has eaten an eraser, some coins and a shaver | + | *His butt chin has eaten an eraser, some coins and a shaver |
| − | *His suit was bought from a thrift store | + | *His suit was bought from a thrift store |
| − | *The green hair is from acid stains when he was 2 that somehow didn't burn off his hair | + | *The green hair is from acid stains when he was 2 that somehow didn't burn off his hair |
| − | *Went through plastic surgery | + | *Went through plastic surgery |
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[[Category:Anime Characters]] | [[Category:Anime Characters]] | ||
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