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Later, he saved [[Philadelphia|the Hill Top Village]] from [[Dr. Robotnik]]. | Later, he saved [[Philadelphia|the Hill Top Village]] from [[Dr. Robotnik]]. | ||
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==Relationships== | ==Relationships== | ||
Captain Rescue loved that little, [[furry]], two-tailed [[fox]] named [[Tails]], until he found-out that [[Tails]] was in love with [[Sonic]]. After finding this out, Captain Rescue [[rape]]d [[Tails]], and then tried to [[rape]] [[Sonic]]. However, he was unable to rape Sonic, because he is too fast. | Captain Rescue loved that little, [[furry]], two-tailed [[fox]] named [[Tails]], until he found-out that [[Tails]] was in love with [[Sonic]]. After finding this out, Captain Rescue [[rape]]d [[Tails]], and then tried to [[rape]] [[Sonic]]. However, he was unable to rape Sonic, because he is too fast. | ||
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==Possessions== | ==Possessions== | ||
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*It's all just j-j-j-j-j-jjjjjj ju-ju-j-ju-ju-ju jjjj nk now jj-ju-ju-j | *It's all just j-j-j-j-j-jjjjjj ju-ju-j-ju-ju-ju jjjj nk now jj-ju-ju-j | ||
*Taste my boomerang! | *Taste my boomerang! | ||
| − | *Captain Rescue to the Doublemint Rescue | + | *Captain Rescue to the Doublemint Rescue. |
*Actually, I use that to drain my drugs. | *Actually, I use that to drain my drugs. | ||
*[[No]]. | *[[No]]. | ||
| + | *This...is...Sparta. | ||
*[[France|Surrender! Surrender! Surrender!]] | *[[France|Surrender! Surrender! Surrender!]] | ||
*Oldtimer? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! | *Oldtimer? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! | ||
*Forget your stupid doll! | *Forget your stupid doll! | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*His best friend is [[KroboProductions]]. | *His best friend is [[KroboProductions]]. | ||
*He probably loves [[Robotnik]], too. | *He probably loves [[Robotnik]], too. | ||
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[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Animals]] | [[Category:Animals]] | ||
[[Category:Captains|Rescue, Captain]] | [[Category:Captains|Rescue, Captain]] | ||
[[Category:Elderly Characters]] | [[Category:Elderly Characters]] | ||
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