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#REDIRECT [[America]]
[[Image:CaliforniaSeal.png|frame|The seal of California. All it needs is a surfboard.]]
 
'''California''' is, like, a totally gnarly state in the bodacious [[United States of America]]! What, with cities like, like, San Francisco and Los Angeles, and cool places like [[Disney]]land and the movie-making capital Hollywood, all you dudes better boogie on down to the pop-culture capital of the world, Dude!
 
 
 
One of their former governors is [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]. Excellent!!
 
 
 
==Dudes Who Live In California==
 
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (At least in ''Sonic Adventure 2'', dude.)
 
*[[Orson Welles]] (Before he died, anyway. Dude...)
 
*[[Temeku]]
 
*[[Super Macho Man]]
 
*[[Travis Touchdown]]
 
*[[Tetsuo9999]]
 
*[[Real Luigi|Magic...]] [[MAGIC JOHNSON]]!!! (But that was while he was with the L.A. Lakers.)
 
*[[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends|Craig]] [[The Powerpuff Girls|McCracken]] (Whittier)
 
*Ron Burgundy ([[You]] stay classy, San Diego.)
 
*[[Spitfire]]
 
*[[Phoenix Wright]]
 
*[[Miles Edgeworth]]
 
 
 
==Dudes Born In California==
 
*[[Bruce Lee]]
 
*[[Star Wars|George Lucas]]
 
*[[Richard Nixon]]
 
*Tiger Woods
 
*Leonardo DiCaprio
 
 
 
==Other Information==
 
{{VidCaption|8pBi69gqVO0|Ron Burgundy's thoughts on San Diego.}}
 
*That dude from ''[[Nintendo|The Wizard]]'', like, totally wants to go to "California", dude!
 
*It's radically hot in California.
 
*The history of this attitude-ical state will be given in a future edition of [[Twilight]].
 
*Prinny totally ripped them off, dood.
 
*Dude! That dude just duded our dudeboards a few dudes ago!
 
*Californians do not consistently prefer communication in the [['80s]]-reminiscent "surfer manner" you outsiders pin on them.
 
*They sure do own a lot of sports teams around here, dude.
 
*Totally known for [[Money|gold]], and the bodacious Gold Rush of 1849.
 
*We're also multiple champions here! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
*Whatever you do, don't live in [[Travis Touchdown|Santa Destroy]]. It's not a cool place to live in, man.
 
*To the late and great [[George Carlin]], fucking yourself would become "California style"...Duuude.
 
*You totally want to be careful of the earthquakes, dude.
 
[[Category:States]]
 
[[Category:Places]]
 

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