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| − | + | The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[Dinner|food]]. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]] | |
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| − | + | After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. [[Image: Brock.png|thumb|He loves [[George Volcano|DUH LADIES]]]] | |
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| − | After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*[[Boobs]] | *[[Boobs]] | ||
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*[[Cum]] | *[[Cum]] | ||
| − | *Being a | + | *Having [[Sex]]. |
| + | *Being a perv. | ||
*[[Hentai]] | *[[Hentai]] | ||
*[[Fishing Pole Mai]] | *[[Fishing Pole Mai]] | ||
*[[SNK]] (For making [[Fishing Pole Mai|Mai Shiranui]] in the first place.) | *[[SNK]] (For making [[Fishing Pole Mai|Mai Shiranui]] in the first place.) | ||
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
| − | * | + | *Babies |
| + | *Gay Sex | ||
==Liked by== | ==Liked by== | ||
| − | *Ash | + | *[[Ash]] |
| + | *[[May]] | ||
*[[Misty]] | *[[Misty]] | ||
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| − | ==Disliked | + | ==Disliked by== |
| − | *The girls who he | + | *The girls who he spies on, especially [[Nurse Joy]]. |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | * | + | *Don't even think about what his eyes are like opened. |
*Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. | *Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. | ||
| − | *40% of the time, Brock | + | *40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex [[traps]], which might explain why his eyes are always shut. |
| − | *It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does | + | *It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes. |
| − | *Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty | + | *Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons. |
*Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.'' | *Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.'' | ||
| − | *Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be <strike>[[Die|killed off]]</strike> | + | *Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be <strike>[[Die|killed off]]</strike> put on a bus later. |
| − | *Professor Ivy | + | *Was once raped by Professor Ivy. |
| − | *Has been known to mistake | + | *Has been known to mistake rice balls for donuts. |
*In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin. | *In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin. | ||
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| − | [[ | + | [[Image:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|frame|right|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]] |
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