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{{youmay|the horny gym leader from [[Pokemon]]|[[Brock Samson|the body guard from Venture Bros.]]}}
 
 
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The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[Dinner|food]]. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]]
|name=Brock
 
|image=Brock.png
 
|caption=He loves [[George Volcano|DUH]] [[Mung Daal|LADIES!]]
 
|shows=Pokemon
 
|sex=Male
 
|age=33
 
|nationality=Japanese
 
|occupation=Pokemon Gym Leader/Trainer
 
|cast=Eric Stuart, Bill Rogers
 
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==Description==
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After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. [[Image: Brock.png|thumb|He loves [[George Volcano|DUH LADIES]]]]
[[Image:Doubletrouble.jpg|thumb|Stereotypical [[hentai]] storyline anyone?]]
 
[[Image:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|frame|right|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]]
 
[[Image:brock-eyes.jpg|thumb|BROCK EXPOSED]]
 
{{VidCaption|Xk1M8ffX9Jg|Brock horribly rapes Ash.}}
 
The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[food]]. His specialty is Rock-type [[Pokemon]], which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]]
 
 
 
After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is suddenly reminded of his virginity, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]].
 
  
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
*[[Nurse Joy]] (One of the TWO PERFECT GIRLS for Brock)
 
*[[Officer Jenny]] (One of the TWO PERFECT GIRLS for Brock)
 
*That one Pokemon Ranger (from one special episode of Pokemon)
 
*Just about every fucking woman he ever meets (except [[Team Rocket|Jessie]] for some reason).
 
 
*[[Boobs]]
 
*[[Boobs]]
*[[Sex]] - He claims [[Masturbation|masturbating]] is having sex.
 
**[[Masturbating]]
 
 
*[[Cum]]
 
*[[Cum]]
*Being a pervert.
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*Having [[Sex]].
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*Being a perv.
 
*[[Hentai]]
 
*[[Hentai]]
 
*[[Fishing Pole Mai]]
 
*[[Fishing Pole Mai]]
 
*[[SNK]] (For making [[Fishing Pole Mai|Mai Shiranui]] in the first place.)
 
*[[SNK]] (For making [[Fishing Pole Mai|Mai Shiranui]] in the first place.)
*His [[Afox|Vulpix]]
 
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
*Mentions of Professor Ivy's name
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*Babies
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*Gay Sex
  
 
==Liked by==
 
==Liked by==
*Ash
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*[[Ash]]
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*[[May]]
 
*[[Misty]]
 
*[[Misty]]
*[[May]]
 
*[[Dawn]]
 
  
==Disliked By==
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==Disliked by==
*The girls who he hits on, especially Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny.
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*The girls who he spies on, especially [[Nurse Joy]].
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*He actually opened his eyes to entertain a Larvitar (pic to the right).
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*Don't even think about what his eyes are like opened.
 
*Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much.
 
*Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much.
*40% of the time, Brock ODs on HM05 Flash porn, ruining his eyesight and explains why his eyes are always shut.
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*40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex [[traps]], which might explain why his eyes are always shut.
*It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does for the movie letterbox effect will give you the power to see THE BEST WESTERN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
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*It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes.
*Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, ''many'' seasons.  
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*Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons.  
 
*Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.''
 
*Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.''
*Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be <strike>[[Die|killed off]]</strike> mysteriously dropped from the series.
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*Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be <strike>[[Die|killed off]]</strike> put on a bus later.
*Professor Ivy is the only person on record for introducing Brock to sex that was too much for him.
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*Was once raped by Professor Ivy.
*Has been known to mistake onigiri (rice balls) for jelly-filled doughnuts.
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*Has been known to mistake rice balls for donuts.
 
*In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin.
 
*In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin.
*He's actually 15. No, really.
 
*Is the ''Pokémon'' version of Gourry Gabriev from "Slayers".
 
  
[[Category:Pokémon]]
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[[Image:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|frame|right|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]]
[[Category:Anime Characters]]
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
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[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category:Nintendo Characters]]
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[[Category: Characters - Japanese]]
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
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[[Category: Anime Characters]]
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[[Category:Pokémon‎]]

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