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| − | {{youmay|the horny gym leader from [[Pokemon]]|[[Brock Samson|the body guard from Venture Bros.]]}}
| + | A pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[Dinner|food]]. [[Image: Brock.png|thumb|He loves [[George Volcano|DUH LADIES]]]] |
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| − | |name=Brock
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| − | |image=Brock.png
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| − | |caption=He loves [[George Volcano|DUH]] [[Mung Daal|LADIES!]] | |
| − | |shows=Pokemon
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| − | |sex=Male
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| − | |age=33
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| − | |nationality=Japanese
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| − | |occupation=Pokemon Gym Leader/Trainer
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| − | |cast=Eric Stuart, Bill Rogers
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| − | }}
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| − | ==Description== | + | ==Liked by== |
| − | [[Image:Doubletrouble.jpg|thumb|Stereotypical [[hentai]] storyline anyone?]] | + | *[[Ash]] |
| − | [[Image:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|frame|right|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]]
| + | *[[May]] |
| − | [[Image:brock-eyes.jpg|thumb|BROCK EXPOSED]] | + | *[[Misty]] |
| − | {{VidCaption|Xk1M8ffX9Jg|Brock horribly rapes Ash.}}
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| − | The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[food]]. His specialty is Rock-type [[Pokemon]], which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]]
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| − | After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is suddenly reminded of his virginity, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]].
| + | ==Disliked by== |
| | + | *The girls who he spies on, especially [[Nurse Joy]]. |
| | + | *[[Nazi]]s |
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| | ==Likes== | | ==Likes== |
| − | *[[Nurse Joy]] (One of the TWO PERFECT GIRLS for Brock)
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| − | *[[Officer Jenny]] (One of the TWO PERFECT GIRLS for Brock)
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| − | *That one Pokemon Ranger (from one special episode of Pokemon)
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| − | *Just about every fucking woman he ever meets (except [[Team Rocket|Jessie]] for some reason).
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| | *[[Boobs]] | | *[[Boobs]] |
| − | *[[Sex]] - He claims [[Masturbation|masturbating]] is having sex.
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| − | **[[Masturbating]]
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| | *[[Cum]] | | *[[Cum]] |
| − | *Being a pervert. | + | *Having [[Sex]]. |
| | + | *Being a perv. |
| | *[[Hentai]] | | *[[Hentai]] |
| | *[[Fishing Pole Mai]] | | *[[Fishing Pole Mai]] |
| − | *[[SNK]] (For making [[Fishing Pole Mai|Mai Shiranui]] in the first place.) | + | *[[SNK]] (for making Mai in the first place) |
| − | *His [[Afox|Vulpix]]
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| | ==Dislikes== | | ==Dislikes== |
| − | *Mentions of Professor Ivy's name | + | *Babies |
| | + | *Gay Sex |
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| − | ==Liked by== | + | ==Trivia== |
| − | *Ash | + | *Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. |
| − | *[[Misty]]
| + | *40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps. |
| − | *[[May]]
| + | *Brock loves the stuff below this. |
| − | *[[Dawn]] | + | *Don't think of knowing what his eyes are when opened. |
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| − | ==Disliked By==
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| − | *The girls who he hits on, especially Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny.
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| − | ==Trivia==
| + | [[Image: GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|thumb|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]] |
| − | *He actually opened his eyes to entertain a Larvitar (pic to the right).
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| − | *Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much.
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| − | *40% of the time, Brock ODs on HM05 Flash porn, ruining his eyesight and explains why his eyes are always shut.
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| − | *It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does for the movie letterbox effect will give you the power to see THE BEST WESTERN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
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| − | *Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, ''many'' seasons.
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| − | *Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.''
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| − | *Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be <strike>[[Die|killed off]]</strike> mysteriously dropped from the series.
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| − | *Professor Ivy is the only person on record for introducing Brock to sex that was too much for him.
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| − | *Has been known to mistake onigiri (rice balls) for jelly-filled doughnuts.
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| − | *In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin.
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| − | *He's actually 15. No, really.
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| − | *Is the ''Pokémon'' version of Gourry Gabriev from "Slayers".
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| − | [[Category:Pokémon]] | + | [[Category: Characters - Japanese]] |
| − | [[Category:Anime Characters]]
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| − | [[Category:Video Game Characters]]
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| − | [[Category:Nintendo Characters]]
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| − | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
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