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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
| − | *[[Nurse Joy]] (One of the | + | *[[Nurse Joy]] (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk) |
| − | *[[Officer Jenny]] (One of the | + | *[[Officer Jenny]] (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk) |
*That one Pokemon Ranger (from one special episode of Pokemon) | *That one Pokemon Ranger (from one special episode of Pokemon) | ||
| − | *Just about every | + | *Just about every woman he ever meets. |
*[[Boobs]] | *[[Boobs]] | ||
*[[Sex]] - He claims [[Masturbation|masturbating]] is having sex. | *[[Sex]] - He claims [[Masturbation|masturbating]] is having sex. | ||
**[[Masturbating]] | **[[Masturbating]] | ||
*[[Cum]] | *[[Cum]] | ||
| − | *Being a | + | *Being a perv. |
*[[Hentai]] | *[[Hentai]] | ||
*[[Fishing Pole Mai]] | *[[Fishing Pole Mai]] | ||
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
| − | * | + | *Babies |
| + | *Gay Sex | ||
| + | *Traps | ||
==Liked by== | ==Liked by== | ||
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==Disliked By== | ==Disliked By== | ||
| − | *The girls who he | + | *The girls who he spies on, especially Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny. |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| + | *He was horny enough to rape Ash, who had to pay him pay for something. | ||
*He actually opened his eyes to entertain a Larvitar (pic to the right). | *He actually opened his eyes to entertain a Larvitar (pic to the right). | ||
*Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. | *Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. | ||
| − | *40% of the time, Brock | + | *40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex [[traps]], which might explain why his eyes are always shut. |
| − | *It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does | + | *It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes. |
*Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, ''many'' seasons. | *Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, ''many'' seasons. | ||
*Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.'' | *Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.'' | ||
*Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be <strike>[[Die|killed off]]</strike> mysteriously dropped from the series. | *Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be <strike>[[Die|killed off]]</strike> mysteriously dropped from the series. | ||
| − | *Professor Ivy | + | *Was once raped by Professor Ivy. Ironically enough, he did not enjoy it. |
| − | *Has been known to mistake onigiri (rice balls) for | + | *Has been known to mistake onigiri (rice balls) for doughnuts. |
*In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin. | *In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin. | ||
*He's actually 15. No, really. | *He's actually 15. No, really. | ||
