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=People Who Dislike Breakfast= | =People Who Dislike Breakfast= | ||
*[[The King]] (for he only likes [[Dinner]]) | *[[The King]] (for he only likes [[Dinner]]) | ||
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=What You Can Have For Breakfast (Including Drinks)= | =What You Can Have For Breakfast (Including Drinks)= | ||
[[Image:John-Bender-300x286.jpg|thumb|right|<i>Sincerely yours, <u>the <b>Breakfast</b> Club</u>.</i>]] | [[Image:John-Bender-300x286.jpg|thumb|right|<i>Sincerely yours, <u>the <b>Breakfast</b> Club</u>.</i>]] | ||
| + | *[[The Amazing Atheist|Cereal]] | ||
*[[Eggs]] | *[[Eggs]] | ||
*[[Bacon]] | *[[Bacon]] | ||
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*[[Waffles]] | *[[Waffles]] | ||
*[[Pancakes]] | *[[Pancakes]] | ||
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*International House Of Pancakes (IHOP) - You can eat there for Breakfast. | *International House Of Pancakes (IHOP) - You can eat there for Breakfast. | ||
*Waffle House - See above. | *Waffle House - See above. | ||
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*Muffins | *Muffins | ||
*[[Bagel]]s | *[[Bagel]]s | ||
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*Fruit | *Fruit | ||
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*Last night's [[Spaghetti|leftovers]] | *Last night's [[Spaghetti|leftovers]] | ||
*[[Spaghetti]] | *[[Spaghetti]] | ||
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**All of the juice made from fruit, basically. | **All of the juice made from fruit, basically. | ||
*[[Soda]] ([[No]]t a [[good]] choice, though.) | *[[Soda]] ([[No]]t a [[good]] choice, though.) | ||
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==Quotes Related to Breakfast== | ==Quotes Related to Breakfast== | ||
*<i>[[Cum|Come]] on, world, I'll have you for breakfast! - <u>[[George the Volcano]]</u></i> | *<i>[[Cum|Come]] on, world, I'll have you for breakfast! - <u>[[George the Volcano]]</u></i> | ||
*<i>Come on world, I'm [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]], and I'll have you for breakfast! RAAAWWWWRRRR! - <u>[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]</u></i> | *<i>Come on world, I'm [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]], and I'll have you for breakfast! RAAAWWWWRRRR! - <u>[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]</u></i> | ||
*<I>Did you skip breakfast this morning? - <u>[[Harry Armis]]</u></I> | *<I>Did you skip breakfast this morning? - <u>[[Harry Armis]]</u></I> | ||
| − | *<I>Dear Mr. Vernon...We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in [[Hell|detention]] for whatever it was that we did [[wrong]]. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think | + | *<I>Dear Mr. Vernon...We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in [[Hell|detention]] for whatever it was that we did [[wrong]]. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think you are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, with the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is [[:Category:Characters - Geniuses|a brain]], and [[:Category:Athletes|an athlete]], and [[:Category:Insane Characters|a basket case]], [[Princess Toadstool|a princess]], and [[:Category:Criminals|a criminal]]. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, <u>[[The '80s|the Breakfast Club]]</u>.</i> |
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
