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~ '''[[King Harkinian]]''' | ~ '''[[King Harkinian]]''' | ||
− | Breakfast is the first meal of the day. The word is a compound of "break" and "fast," referring to the conclusion of fasting since the previous day's last meal. It is widely referred to as the most important meal of the day | + | Breakfast is the first meal of the day. The word is a compound of "break" and "fast," referring to the conclusion of fasting since the previous day's last meal. [[No|It is widely referred to as the most important meal of the day]]. Breakfast usually consists of foods that are high in energy content. |
[[Image:Breakfast.jpg|thumb|200px|Breakfast is [[good]] for [[you]].]] | [[Image:Breakfast.jpg|thumb|200px|Breakfast is [[good]] for [[you]].]] | ||
=People Who Like Breakfast= | =People Who Like Breakfast= | ||
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=People Who Dislike Breakfast= | =People Who Dislike Breakfast= | ||
*[[The King]] (for he only likes [[Dinner]]) | *[[The King]] (for he only likes [[Dinner]]) | ||
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=What You Can Have For Breakfast (Including Drinks)= | =What You Can Have For Breakfast (Including Drinks)= | ||
− | [[ | + | *[[The Amazing Atheist|Cereal]] |
*[[Eggs]] | *[[Eggs]] | ||
− | *[[Bacon]] | + | *[[Fat|Bacon]] |
*[[Tits|Grits]] | *[[Tits|Grits]] | ||
**[[Cheese]] [[Tits|Grits]] | **[[Cheese]] [[Tits|Grits]] | ||
*[[Waffles]] | *[[Waffles]] | ||
*[[Pancakes]] | *[[Pancakes]] | ||
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*International House Of Pancakes (IHOP) - You can eat there for Breakfast. | *International House Of Pancakes (IHOP) - You can eat there for Breakfast. | ||
*Waffle House - See above. | *Waffle House - See above. | ||
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*Muffins | *Muffins | ||
*[[Bagel]]s | *[[Bagel]]s | ||
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*Fruit | *Fruit | ||
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*Last night's [[Spaghetti|leftovers]] | *Last night's [[Spaghetti|leftovers]] | ||
*[[Spaghetti]] | *[[Spaghetti]] | ||
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**All of the juice made from fruit, basically. | **All of the juice made from fruit, basically. | ||
*[[Soda]] ([[No]]t a [[good]] choice, though.) | *[[Soda]] ([[No]]t a [[good]] choice, though.) | ||
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− | + | <I>Did you skip breakfast this morning? - [[Harry Armis]]</I> | |
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] |