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''"[[Dinner]] in the [[Dragonforce|morning]] is BREAKFAST!"''
''"[[Dinner]] in the [[MORNIN'|morning]] is BREAKFAST!"''
 
 
~ '''[[King Harkinian]]'''
 
~ '''[[King Harkinian]]'''
 
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Breakfast is the first meal of the day. The word is a compound of "break" and "fast," referring to the conclusion of fasting since the previous day's last meal. It is widely referred to as the most important meal of the day. Breakfast usually consists of foods that are high in energy content.
Breakfast is the first meal of the day. The word is a compound of "break" and "fast," referring to the conclusion of fasting since the previous day's last meal. It is widely referred to as the most important meal of the day, though this is disagreed upon by [[King Harkinian]]. Breakfast usually consists of foods that are high in energy content.
 
 
[[Image:Breakfast.jpg|thumb|200px|Breakfast is [[good]] for [[you]].]]
 
[[Image:Breakfast.jpg|thumb|200px|Breakfast is [[good]] for [[you]].]]
 
=People Who Like Breakfast=
 
=People Who Like Breakfast=
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=People Who Dislike Breakfast=
 
=People Who Dislike Breakfast=
 
*[[The King]] (for he only likes [[Dinner]])
 
*[[The King]] (for he only likes [[Dinner]])
*people who claim to be too busy for it
 
  
 
=What You Can Have For Breakfast (Including Drinks)=
 
=What You Can Have For Breakfast (Including Drinks)=
[[Image:John-Bender-300x286.jpg|thumb|right|<i>Sincerely yours, <u>the <b>Breakfast</b> Club</u>.</i>]]
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*Cereal
*[[Eggs]]
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*Eggs
*[[Bacon]]
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*Bacon
*[[Tits|Grits]]
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*Grits
**[[Cheese]] [[Tits|Grits]]
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**Cheese Grits
*[[Waffles]]
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*Waffles
*[[Pancakes]]
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*Pancakes
*[[Sausage]]
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*IHOP - You can eat there for Breakfast.
*International House Of Pancakes (IHOP) - You can eat there for Breakfast.
 
*Waffle House - See above.
 
 
*[[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|Bread]]
 
*[[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|Bread]]
**[[Toast]]
 
 
*Muffins
 
*Muffins
*[[Bagel]]s
 
*Cereal
 
 
*Fruit
 
*Fruit
*Cap'n Crunch - as well as other cereal
 
 
*Last night's [[Spaghetti|leftovers]]
 
*Last night's [[Spaghetti|leftovers]]
 
*[[Spaghetti]]
 
*[[Spaghetti]]
*[[Pizza]] (Sometimes.)
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*[[Pizza]] (sometimes)
 
*[[Delicious|Milk]]
 
*[[Delicious|Milk]]
**Chocolate Milk
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*Orange juice
*Orange Juice
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*Apple juice
*Apple Juice
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*Grape juice
*Grape Juice
 
 
**All of the juice made from fruit, basically.
 
**All of the juice made from fruit, basically.
*[[Soda]] ([[No]]t a [[good]] choice, though.)
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*[[Soda Popinski|Soda]] ([[No]]t a [[good]] choice, though.)
*...actually, you can have anything for breakfast. Since it's very important you have some energy to get you going, you don't have to worry about fats, calories, or any of that. ...unless you're trying to lower those.
 
==Quotes Related to Breakfast==
 
*<i>[[Cum|Come]] on, world, I'll have you for breakfast! - <u>[[George the Volcano]]</u></i>
 
*<i>Come on world, I'm [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]], and I'll have you for breakfast! RAAAWWWWRRRR! - <u>[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]</u></i>
 
*<I>Did you skip breakfast this morning? - <u>[[Harry Armis]]</u></I>
 
*<I>Dear Mr. Vernon...We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in [[Hell|detention]] for whatever it was that we did [[wrong]]. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, with the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is [[:Category:Characters - Geniuses|a brain]], and [[:Category:Athletes|an athlete]], and [[:Category:Insane Characters|a basket case]], [[:Category:Royal Characters|a princess]], and [[:Category:Criminals|a criminal]]. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, <u>[[The '80s|the Breakfast Club]]</u>.</i>
 
 
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