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Editing Bowser
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*He can only laugh. | *He can only laugh. | ||
*When asked why he ruins picnics, he just laughed and scratched his crotch, hinting that he has crabs. | *When asked why he ruins picnics, he just laughed and scratched his crotch, hinting that he has crabs. | ||
| − | *For some reason, he finds it hilarious whenever [[Fat Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi]] walk under a | + | *For some reason, he finds it hilarious whenever [[Fat Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi]] walk under a hotdog-shaped archway. |
*Bowser has the ability to mysteriously change size from game to game. He can be as small as Mario, as large as a whale, or become anywhere like that in between. | *Bowser has the ability to mysteriously change size from game to game. He can be as small as Mario, as large as a whale, or become anywhere like that in between. | ||
*He once pissed on a painting of [[Mario]] that was hanging in the Louvre. | *He once pissed on a painting of [[Mario]] that was hanging in the Louvre. | ||
