Editing Bowser

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|dob={{Birth|1945}}
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|occupation=Evil King of the Koopas
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''See [[King Koopa]] for more information.''
[[File:Bowserreggie3ds.gif|frame|left|[[Your face]] [[Ganon|will]] [[Fire|burn]], [[Reggie Fils-Aime|Reggie!]]]]
'''Bowser''' is a giant [[Koopa Troopa|Koopa]] (read: turtle) that is found in [[Mario]] games, in which he is known to [[Fat Mario]] as "BOWSUH". He has an obsession with ruining picnics and [[Gay Luigi]]. He was featured on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #5 with the following description:

"With a creepy laugh, the ability to appear out of bushes without ever getting caught, and a color palette that looks like he crawled out of a vat of pea soup, Bowzuh runs a chain of [[Koopalings|Koopaling]]-owned hotels despite not knowing how to spell.....or talk.....or how to count to eight so that his son Larry could have a hotel of his own too. As a result of using these hotels as a ploy to capture the princess, they seem to get condemned and uncondemned rather frequently, often by a [[Fat Mario|peskey]] [[Gay Luigi|plumber]]. He also owns a patent for [[Toast|Sourpuss Bread]] for some reason, but it's actually quite renowned for its [[Toast|toast]] making possibilities."

[[Image:Koopakartoon.png|thumb|right|[[No]] comment.]]
{{VidCaption|6PR091pD-mQ|Bowser utters his very first actual word in this poop. It's at the very end.}}

==Quotes==
{{poopquote|King Bowser|Muahahahahahahah....}}
{{poopquote|King Bowser|RAAAAAAAAWHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!}}
{{poopquote|King Bowser|[[Mario|MARIO]], HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY FAMILY VACATION!!}}
{{poopquote|King Bowser|Fuck!}}
{{poopquote|King Bowser|[[PENIS|I'M HUUUUUUUUUGE!]]}}
{{poopquote|King Bowser|[[No|Nooooo]]! [[You]]'ve really beaten me this time, [[Mario]]! I can't stand losing to you!}}

==Trivia==
*Translators state that Bowser's a Gidrovlicheskiy engineer with Shui Shui difficulties. This has yet to be confirmed.
*He can only laugh.
*When asked why he ruins picnics, he just laughed and scratched his crotch, hinting that he has crabs.
*For some reason, he finds it hilarious whenever [[Fat Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi]] walk under a [[Sausage|hotdog]]-shaped archway.
*Bowser has the ability to mysteriously change size from game to game. He can be as small as Mario, as large as a whale, or become anywhere like that in between.
*He once pissed on a painting of [[Mario]] that was hanging in the Louvre.
*According to [[Malleo]], Bowser apparently has [[gay]] [[sex]] with [[Link]] in his spare time.
*Despite that he is a villain in most [[Mario]] games, he has appeared as an Anti-Hero in a few games, such as Super [[Mario]] RPG, Super Paper [[Mario]], and [[Mario]] & [[Luigi]]: Bowser's Inside Story.
*According to [[Dr. Mario]], he has [[AIDS|HPV]].
*One time, he jumped out of the Nintendo 3DS and burned off [[Nintendo|Reggie Fils-Aime]]'s [[face]].
*He has a form called Dark Bowser, which was the result of the Dark Star copying his DNA and transforming into an eviler version of him.
*In the SSB series, he has a form called Giga Bowser. This is caused by him eating to many burritos and getting ridiculous gas. Where the electricity comes from is still unknown.
*Bowser appears in the 2012 Disney film "Wreck-It Ralph"
*In 2009, he suffered serious facial injuries after his castle tipped-over on to his [[face]]. This was after [[:Category:Koopalings|his kids]] flipped him on to his stomach after suffering yet another defeat from the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Brothers]] and 2 [[Toad]]s.
*Cries as [[Mario]] and [[Yoshi]] taunt him after returning everything that he stole from the past.
*Likes chugging bottles of [[Booze|champaigne]] after a victory in Mario Kart.
*Makes [[Waluigi]] draw [[hentai|nude drawings]] of him, just like his [[French]] girls.
*Has his own day, August 4th (8/4).

==Death==
In 2006, Bowser was killed when Mario sent him falling in to the [[fire]]y [[The Pit|pit]] of lava, which somehow killed him then, even though it didn't kill him in 1985. His bare skeleton was resurrected by [[Bowser Jr.]], turning him in to [[Dry Bones|Dry Bowser]]. Eventually, he was resurrected in full, and still lives to this day.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:bowser.jpg|<s>Unofficial Bowser fan art.</s> Pulled right out of [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]].
Image:COMPLETE-GLASSsmall-2.gif|Bowser when wearing sunglasses.
Image:DefaultCASNWIFS.jpg|Bowser's showing his respect to [[Michael Jackson]]: The King of Pop.
File:NeoBowser.png|Bowser has gone [[Back to the Future|to the future]].
File:Youwin.jpg|Mario and Yoshi taunt a crying Bowser.
File:Bowserchill.jpg|Bowser chillin' like a [[:Category:Evil Characters|Villain]].
</gallery>
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