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|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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|nationality=English | |nationality=English | ||
|occupation=Evil King of the Koopas | |occupation=Evil King of the Koopas | ||
| − | |cast= | + | |cast=Scott [[Ganon|Burns]] |
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''See [[King Koopa]] for more information.'' | ''See [[King Koopa]] for more information.'' | ||
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| − | + | A giant [[Koopa Troopa|Koopa]] (read: turtle) that is found in [[Mario]] games, in which he is known to Mario as "BOWSUH". He has an obsession with ruining picnics and [[Gay Luigi]]. Recently, Bowser gave Mario [[AIDS]], but throughout recent interviews, Bowser has hinted that the incident was intentional. | |
| + | ==Legal Issues== | ||
| + | Bowser was charged with [[no|rape/attempted rape]] of many [[YouTube Poop]] characters. Oddly, enough, one of his victims was [[Princess Peach]]'s... castle. Yeah, that's right, he raped the building itself. | ||
[[Image:Koopakartoon.png|thumb|right|[[No]] comment.]] | [[Image:Koopakartoon.png|thumb|right|[[No]] comment.]] | ||
{{VidCaption|6PR091pD-mQ|Bowser utters his very first actual word in this poop. It's at the very end.}} | {{VidCaption|6PR091pD-mQ|Bowser utters his very first actual word in this poop. It's at the very end.}} | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Bowser|Muahahahahahahah....}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Bowser|RAAAAAAAAWHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Bowser|[[Mario|MARIO]], HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY FAMILY VACATION!!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Bowser|Fuck!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Bowser|[[PENIS|I'M HUUUUUUUUUGE!]]}} |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*He can only laugh. | *He can only laugh. | ||
*When asked why he ruins picnics, he just laughed and scratched his crotch, hinting that he has crabs. | *When asked why he ruins picnics, he just laughed and scratched his crotch, hinting that he has crabs. | ||
| − | *For some reason, he finds it hilarious whenever [[Fat Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi]] walk under a | + | *For some reason, he finds it hilarious whenever [[Fat Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi]] walk under a hotdog-shaped archway. |
*Bowser has the ability to mysteriously change size from game to game. He can be as small as Mario, as large as a whale, or become anywhere like that in between. | *Bowser has the ability to mysteriously change size from game to game. He can be as small as Mario, as large as a whale, or become anywhere like that in between. | ||
*He once pissed on a painting of [[Mario]] that was hanging in the Louvre. | *He once pissed on a painting of [[Mario]] that was hanging in the Louvre. | ||
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*Despite that he is a villain in most [[Mario]] games, he has appeared as an Anti-Hero in a few games, such as Super [[Mario]] RPG, Super Paper [[Mario]], and [[Mario]] & [[Luigi]]: Bowser's Inside Story. | *Despite that he is a villain in most [[Mario]] games, he has appeared as an Anti-Hero in a few games, such as Super [[Mario]] RPG, Super Paper [[Mario]], and [[Mario]] & [[Luigi]]: Bowser's Inside Story. | ||
*According to [[Dr. Mario]], he has [[AIDS|HPV]]. | *According to [[Dr. Mario]], he has [[AIDS|HPV]]. | ||
| − | *One time, he jumped out of the Nintendo 3DS and burned off [[ | + | *One time, he jumped out of the Nintendo 3DS and burned off [[Reggie Fils-Aime]]'s [[face]]. |
*He has a form called Dark Bowser, which was the result of the Dark Star copying his DNA and transforming into an eviler version of him. | *He has a form called Dark Bowser, which was the result of the Dark Star copying his DNA and transforming into an eviler version of him. | ||
| − | * | + | *Was once accused by [[Mama Luigi]] of being [[Yoshi]]'s father. After a debacle on Maury, it was confirmed that "HE WAS NOT...The Father!" |
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
| − | Image:bowser.jpg| | + | Image:bowser.jpg|Unofficial Bowser fan art. |
Image:COMPLETE-GLASSsmall-2.gif|Bowser when wearing sunglasses. | Image:COMPLETE-GLASSsmall-2.gif|Bowser when wearing sunglasses. | ||
Image:DefaultCASNWIFS.jpg|Bowser's showing his respect to [[Michael Jackson]]: The King of Pop. | Image:DefaultCASNWIFS.jpg|Bowser's showing his respect to [[Michael Jackson]]: The King of Pop. | ||
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</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Bowser}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Bowser}} | ||
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[[Category:Animals]] | [[Category:Animals]] | ||
[[Category:Athletes]] | [[Category:Athletes]] | ||
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[[Category:Fighters]] | [[Category:Fighters]] | ||
[[Category:Olympiads]] | [[Category:Olympiads]] | ||
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