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|name=Bowser | |name=Bowser | ||
|image=bowsa.jpg | |image=bowsa.jpg | ||
− | |shows=Mario | + | |shows=Super Mario Bros. |
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|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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|occupation=Evil King of the Koopas | |occupation=Evil King of the Koopas | ||
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''See [[King Koopa]] for more information.'' | ''See [[King Koopa]] for more information.'' | ||
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− | + | A giant turtle like creature that is found in [[Mario]] games, in which he is known to Mario as "Bowsuh". He has an obsession with ruining picnics and [[Gay Luigi]]. Recently, Bowser gave Mario Aids, but throughout recent interviews, Bowser has hinted that the incident was intentional. | |
− | [[Image:Koopakartoon.png|thumb|right| | + | Cultural Heritage: Russian, or so I suppose. |
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+ | ==Legal Issues== | ||
+ | Bowser was charged with rape/attempted rape of many YouTube Poop characters. Oddly, enough, one of his victims was [[Princess Peach]]'s... castle. Yeah, that's right, he raped the building itself. | ||
+ | [[Image:Koopakartoon.png|thumb|right|No comment.]] | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
− | + | *"muahahahahahahah...." | |
− | + | *"RAAAAAAAAWHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" | |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*He can only laugh. | *He can only laugh. | ||
*When asked why he ruins picnics, he just laughed and scratched his crotch, hinting that he has crabs. | *When asked why he ruins picnics, he just laughed and scratched his crotch, hinting that he has crabs. | ||
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*Bowser has the ability to mysteriously change size from game to game. He can be as small as Mario, as large as a whale, or become anywhere like that in between. | *Bowser has the ability to mysteriously change size from game to game. He can be as small as Mario, as large as a whale, or become anywhere like that in between. | ||
*He once pissed on a painting of [[Mario]] that was hanging in the Louvre. | *He once pissed on a painting of [[Mario]] that was hanging in the Louvre. | ||
*According to [[Malleo]], Bowser apparently has [[gay]] [[sex]] with [[Link]] in his spare time. | *According to [[Malleo]], Bowser apparently has [[gay]] [[sex]] with [[Link]] in his spare time. | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
− | Image:bowser.jpg| | + | Image:bowser.jpg|Unofficial Bowser fan art. |
Image:COMPLETE-GLASSsmall-2.gif|Bowser when wearing sunglasses. | Image:COMPLETE-GLASSsmall-2.gif|Bowser when wearing sunglasses. | ||
Image:DefaultCASNWIFS.jpg|Bowser's showing his respect to [[Michael Jackson]]: The King of Pop. | Image:DefaultCASNWIFS.jpg|Bowser's showing his respect to [[Michael Jackson]]: The King of Pop. | ||
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</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Male]] | [[Category:Characters - Male]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Characters - Russian]] | ||
[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
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[[Category:Royal Characters]] | [[Category:Royal Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Animals]] | [[Category:Animals]] | ||
[[Category:Athletes]] | [[Category:Athletes]] | ||
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[[Category:Olympiads]] | [[Category:Olympiads]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]] | ||
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