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| + | [[Image:bowsa.jpg|thumb|Bowser seen laughing at Mario and Luigi as they wander through the Mushroom Kingdom.]] |
| − | |name=Bowser
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| − | |shows=Mario Series | |
| − | |noaddshows=yes
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| − | |sex=Male
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| − | |dob={{Birth|1945}}
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| − | |nationality=English
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| − | |occupation=Evil King of the Koopas
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| − | |cast=[[Donkey Kong|Issac Marshall]]/Scott [[Ganon|Burns]]/Eric Newsome/Kenny James
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| − | }}
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| − | ''See [[King Koopa]] for more information.'' | + | ''See [[King Koopa]] for more Information'' |
| − | [[File:Bowserreggie3ds.gif|frame|left|[[Your face]] [[Ganon|will]] [[Fire|burn]], [[Reggie Fils-Aime|Reggie!]]]]
| + | A giant turtle like creature that is found in [[Mario]] games, in which he is known to Mario as "Bowsuh". He has an obsession with ruining picnics and [[Gay Luigi]]. Recently, Bowser gave Mario Aids, but throughout recent interviews, Bowser has hinted that the incident was intentional. |
| − | '''Bowser''' is a giant [[Koopa Troopa|Koopa]] (read: turtle) that is found in [[Mario]] games, in which he is known to [[Fat Mario]] as "BOWSUH". He has an obsession with ruining picnics and [[Gay Luigi]]. He was featured on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #5 with the following description:
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| − | "With a creepy laugh, the ability to appear out of bushes without ever getting caught, and a color palette that looks like he crawled out of a vat of pea soup, Bowzuh runs a chain of [[Koopalings|Koopaling]]-owned hotels despite not knowing how to spell.....or talk.....or how to count to eight so that his son Larry could have a hotel of his own too. As a result of using these hotels as a ploy to capture the princess, they seem to get condemned and uncondemned rather frequently, often by a [[Fat Mario|peskey]] [[Gay Luigi|plumber]]. He also owns a patent for [[Toast|Sourpuss Bread]] for some reason, but it's actually quite renowned for its [[Toast|toast]] making possibilities."
| + | Cultural Heritage: Russian,or so I suppose. |
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| − | [[Image:Koopakartoon.png|thumb|right|[[No]] comment.]] | + | ==Legal Issues== |
| − | {{VidCaption|6PR091pD-mQ|Bowser utters his very first actual word in this poop. It's at the very end.}}
| + | [[Image:bowser.jpg|thumb|Unofficial Bowser fanart.]] |
| | + | Bowser was charged with rape/attempted rape of: |
| | + | *[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] |
| | + | *[[Zelda]] |
| | + | *[[Dio Brando]] |
| | + | *[[You]] |
| | + | *[[Jason Everman]] |
| | + | *[[Stegblob]] |
| | + | *[[The Princess]]? She agreed, so it wasn't rape |
| | + | *[[Mario]] |
| | + | *[[Luigi]] in all forms except [[Mama Luigi]] |
| | + | *[[Haruhi]], although she decided to be a slut and let him fuck her |
| | + | *[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] |
| | + | *[[Beeswax]] |
| | + | *[[Sora]] |
| | + | *[[Oogtar]] |
| | + | *Other Unknown Victims |
| | + | *[[Blue Koopa]] (It was more like masturbation) |
| | + | *[[Retard mario|Retard Mario]] |
| | + | *[[Dr Rabbit]] |
| | + | *[[Ipo|Ipo The Reader]] |
| | + | *[[Hinata]] |
| | + | *Hanabi |
| | + | *[[Jotaro Kujo]] (He failed. One can never beat the master at his own game.) |
| | + | *[[Conker]]. Failed due to Conker getting Haruhi for Bowsuh.\ |
| | + | *[[Miyuki-Chan]] (She gives her killer toast to stop him) |
| | + | *[[Count bleck]](He failed again, Count Bleck can't die, and can't be touched, inclusive can't be touched by timpani) |
| | + | *[[Naruto]] |
| | + | *Daisy (she don't let him, then her punch send him very very far away) |
| | + | *Princess Toadstool |
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| − | ==Quotes== | + | == Mutation == |
| − | {{poopquote|King Bowser|Muahahahahahahah....}}
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| − | {{poopquote|King Bowser|RAAAAAAAAWHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!}}
| + | Bowser recently mutated with Ganon to make [[Bowserganon]] |
| − | {{poopquote|King Bowser|[[Mario|MARIO]], HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY FAMILY VACATION!!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|King Bowser|Fuck!}}
| + | == quotes == |
| − | {{poopquote|King Bowser|[[PENIS|I'M HUUUUUUUUUGE!]]}}
| + | *"muahahahahahahah...." |
| − | {{poopquote|King Bowser|[[No|Nooooo]]! [[You]]'ve really beaten me this time, [[Mario]]! I can't stand losing to you!}}
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| | ==Trivia== | | ==Trivia== |
| | *Translators state that Bowser's a Gidrovlicheskiy engineer with Shui Shui difficulties. This has yet to be confirmed. | | *Translators state that Bowser's a Gidrovlicheskiy engineer with Shui Shui difficulties. This has yet to be confirmed. |
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| | *He can only laugh. | | *He can only laugh. |
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| | *When asked why he ruins picnics, he just laughed and scratched his crotch, hinting that he has crabs. | | *When asked why he ruins picnics, he just laughed and scratched his crotch, hinting that he has crabs. |
| − | *For some reason, he finds it hilarious whenever [[Fat Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi]] walk under a [[Sausage|hotdog]]-shaped archway.
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| − | *Bowser has the ability to mysteriously change size from game to game. He can be as small as Mario, as large as a whale, or become anywhere like that in between.
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| − | *He once pissed on a painting of [[Mario]] that was hanging in the Louvre.
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| − | *According to [[Malleo]], Bowser apparently has [[gay]] [[sex]] with [[Link]] in his spare time.
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| − | *Despite that he is a villain in most [[Mario]] games, he has appeared as an Anti-Hero in a few games, such as Super [[Mario]] RPG, Super Paper [[Mario]], and [[Mario]] & [[Luigi]]: Bowser's Inside Story.
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| − | *According to [[Dr. Mario]], he has [[AIDS|HPV]].
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| − | *One time, he jumped out of the Nintendo 3DS and burned off [[Nintendo|Reggie Fils-Aime]]'s [[face]].
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| − | *He has a form called Dark Bowser, which was the result of the Dark Star copying his DNA and transforming into an eviler version of him.
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| − | *In the SSB series, he has a form called Giga Bowser. This is caused by him eating to many burritos and getting ridiculous gas. Where the electricity comes from is still unknown.
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| − | *Bowser appears in the 2012 Disney film "Wreck-It Ralph"
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| − | *In 2009, he suffered serious facial injuries after his castle tipped-over on to his [[face]]. This was after [[:Category:Koopalings|his kids]] flipped him on to his stomach after suffering yet another defeat from the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Brothers]] and 2 [[Toad]]s.
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| − | *Cries as [[Mario]] and [[Yoshi]] taunt him after returning everything that he stole from the past.
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| − | *Likes chugging bottles of [[Booze|champaigne]] after a victory in Mario Kart.
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| − | *Makes [[Waluigi]] draw [[hentai|nude drawings]] of him, just like his [[French]] girls.
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| − | *Has his own day, August 4th (8/4).
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| − | ==Death==
| + | *Bowser has the ability to mysteriously change size from game to game. He can be as small as Mario, as large as a whale, or anywhere in between. |
| − | In 2006, Bowser was killed when Mario sent him falling in to the [[fire]]y [[The Pit|pit]] of lava, which somehow killed him then, even though it didn't kill him in [[1985]]. His bare skeleton was resurrected by [[Bowser Jr.]], turning him in to [[Dry Bones|Dry Bowser]]. Eventually, he was resurrected in full, and still lives to this day.
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| − | ==Gallery== | + | ==See also== |
| − | <gallery>
| + | *[[Bowser's Laugh]] |
| − | Image:bowser.jpg|<s>Unofficial Bowser fan art.</s> Pulled right out of [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]].
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| − | Image:COMPLETE-GLASSsmall-2.gif|Bowser when wearing sunglasses.
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| − | Image:DefaultCASNWIFS.jpg|Bowser's showing his respect to [[Michael Jackson]]: The King of Pop.
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| − | File:NeoBowser.png|Bowser has gone [[Back to the Future|to the future]].
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| − | File:Youwin.jpg|Mario and Yoshi taunt a crying Bowser.
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| − | File:Bowserchill.jpg|Bowser chillin' like a [[:Category:Evil Characters|Villain]].
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| − | </gallery>
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