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− | + | The typical bomb you likely know is a rather primitive type of explosive generally involving gunpowder and a fuse, all together inside a metal shell. To use them, you light the fuse and place/throw it, and it explodes. You can generally buy them at your local [[Morshu|Bazarr]] or on the black market, assuming you have obtained enough of the local [[Money|currency]] to purchase said bombs. | |
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− | The typical bomb you likely know is a rather primitive type of explosive generally involving gunpowder and a fuse, all together inside a metal shell. To use them, you light the fuse and place/throw it, and it explodes. You can generally buy them at your local [[Morshu|Bazarr]] or on the black market, assuming you have obtained enough of the local [[Money|currency]] to purchase said bombs. | ||
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==Types of Bombs== | ==Types of Bombs== | ||
Thanks to advances in military technology, many new bombs have been created in the past centuries for ease of use and greater firepower. | Thanks to advances in military technology, many new bombs have been created in the past centuries for ease of use and greater firepower. | ||
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*Dynamite - Usually in the shape of a cylinder, these can be used like traditional bombs or be detonated remotely by pump. | *Dynamite - Usually in the shape of a cylinder, these can be used like traditional bombs or be detonated remotely by pump. | ||
*Grenade - The fuse is lit by pulling the pin, which then you're supposed to throw. | *Grenade - The fuse is lit by pulling the pin, which then you're supposed to throw. | ||
− | *Missile - More commonly referred to as rockets, these are bombs that can fly through the air to its target where it detonates. They're also shaped like [[penis|penises]] | + | *Missile - More commonly referred to as rockets, these are bombs that can fly through the air to its target where it detonates. They're also shaped like [[penis|penises.]] |
*Pipe - Similar to grenades or dynamite, though more crude. And made with pipes too, apparently. | *Pipe - Similar to grenades or dynamite, though more crude. And made with pipes too, apparently. | ||
− | *Mine - Buried [[The Pit|underground]] | + | *Mine - Buried [[The Pit|underground]], the explosive is triggered by pressure. These can also be found underwater. |
*C4 - Commonly used by Counterstrike players, these bombs can be set to detonate within a certain amount of time, hence their more renowned name as timebombs. | *C4 - Commonly used by Counterstrike players, these bombs can be set to detonate within a certain amount of time, hence their more renowned name as timebombs. | ||
*Bombchu - Exclusive to [[Hyrule]], these bombs crawl along the surface before detonating. | *Bombchu - Exclusive to [[Hyrule]], these bombs crawl along the surface before detonating. | ||
− | *Bob-omb - Living creatures that can light their own fuses and commit | + | *Bob-omb - Living creatures that can light their own fuses and commit suicide in an attempt to harm obese plumbers. |
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*Sticky/Gooey - These bombs stick to people and surfaces. The preferred bomb of [[Kirby]] and the [[Demoman]]. | *Sticky/Gooey - These bombs stick to people and surfaces. The preferred bomb of [[Kirby]] and the [[Demoman]]. | ||
− | *Atom - A very powerful bomb in which the explosive force is created by the splitting of an element (Often enriched Uranium, Hydrogen or Plutonium). The | + | *Atom - A very powerful bomb in which the explosive force is created by the splitting of an element (Often enriched Uranium, Hydrogen or Plutonium). The United States holds the most of these, and [[Get the hint|works hard to make sure no other country gets the wrong idea. THAT MEANS YOU,]] [[Soviet Union|SOVIETS]] |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
− | *One of the three things Morshu will offer to you | + | *One of the three things Morshu will offer to you. |
*Bombs are often seen, in one form or another, in [[War]]s | *Bombs are often seen, in one form or another, in [[War]]s | ||
*Bombs are awesome, especially to [[Yoshi|pyromaniacs]] | *Bombs are awesome, especially to [[Yoshi|pyromaniacs]] | ||
+ | *[[Morshu]] sells bombs. He can't give credit for them, though (cash only). | ||
*One of [[Dry Bones]]' carts is called the Dry ''Bomb''er. | *One of [[Dry Bones]]' carts is called the Dry ''Bomb''er. | ||
*[[Mega Man|Megaman]]'s nickname is the Blue ''Bomb''er. | *[[Mega Man|Megaman]]'s nickname is the Blue ''Bomb''er. | ||
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==Frequent Users of Bombs== | ==Frequent Users of Bombs== | ||
*[[Link]] | *[[Link]] | ||
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*[[Kirby]] (Only if he copies the Poppy Bros.) | *[[Kirby]] (Only if he copies the Poppy Bros.) | ||
*Bomberman (do I need to say why?) | *Bomberman (do I need to say why?) | ||
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− | ==Goes | + | ==Goes great with== |
*[[Lamp Oil]] | *[[Lamp Oil]] | ||
*[[Rope]] | *[[Rope]] | ||
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
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