Editing Big Poop Theory

== In The Beginning.... ==

There exsisted two forces; [[Uctions]] and [[Anti-Uctions]]. They were roommates living in a small apartment in Southern [[Illinois]]. Uctions and Anti-Uctions were friends for years, but one day Anti-Uctions left the cottage [[cheese]] out on the kitchen counter. Uctions was pissed.

After a long arguement over the now spoiled cottage cheese, Anti-Uctions went over the edge and killed his dear friend Uctions. In his mourning, he [[Suicide|killed himself]]. A [[Juggalo]] (a.k.a., an [[Insane Clown Posse]] fan) burned their bodies, and their ashes were spread throughout the world.

During this time, [[The Book Trilogy|three books]] documenting this information were made.

== Aftermath ==
Though Uctions and Anti-Uctions became intermingled, the vast majority of Uctions landed in what would eventualy be the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], and most of Anti-Uctions landed in the land of [[Hyrule]], and the nearby islands of [[Koridai]] and [[Gamelon]]. Their energy soaked into the earth, and from them came forth the first signs of Poop-life.

While the denizens that sprang from Uction's energy lived peacefuly, a large chunk of Anti-Uctions still resided below the Mushroom Kingdom. This would be found later, in the form of a "Magic-Balloon", by none other than [[Luigi]]. Unaware, the power of Anti-Uctions soaked into his body, transforming him into the demon known as [[Mama Luigi]].

A majority of the rest of Anti-Uctions formed into the characters of the [[Zelda CD-i]] games. But Uctions still resided there, and upon occasion would reveal itself to truely worthy Poopers.

Uctions formed into other characters in far-away lands such as [[Robotnik]] and [[Dr Rabbit]]. All that remained of Anti-Uctions was a small amount of energy, which became [[AIDS]] and, fused with the power of Mama Luigi, [[Super AIDS]].

As of October 23, 2010, there's been a rumored ''[[four]]th'' book that actually not only was discovered to cover information behind it, but it also holds the power to add or remove said information above. This said book is called "[[The Book of Ages]]". Who knows if all that was said above has been edited or not. Don't trust anything anymore!
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