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== In The Beginning.... == | == In The Beginning.... == | ||
| − | There exsisted two forces; [[Uctions]] and [[Anti-Uctions]]. They were roommates living in a small apartment in Southern | + | There exsisted two forces; [[Uctions]] and [[Anti-Uctions]]. They were roommates living in a small apartment in Southern Illinois. Uctions and Anti-Uctions were friends for years, but one day Anti-Uctions left the cottage cheese out on the kitchen counter. Uctions was pissed. |
| + | After a long arguement over the now spoiled cottage cheese, Anti-Uctions went over the edge and killed his dear friend Uctions. In his mourning he killed himself, and their ashes were spread throughout the world (don't ask me how). | ||
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| − | + | == What happened next?! == | |
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Though Uctions and Anti-Uctions became intermingled, the vast majority of Uctions landed in what would eventualy be the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], and most of Anti-Uctions landed in the land of [[Hyrule]], and the nearby islands of [[Koridai]] and [[Gamelon]]. Their energy soaked into the earth, and from them came forth the first signs of Poop-life. | Though Uctions and Anti-Uctions became intermingled, the vast majority of Uctions landed in what would eventualy be the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], and most of Anti-Uctions landed in the land of [[Hyrule]], and the nearby islands of [[Koridai]] and [[Gamelon]]. Their energy soaked into the earth, and from them came forth the first signs of Poop-life. | ||
While the denizens that sprang from Uction's energy lived peacefuly, a large chunk of Anti-Uctions still resided below the Mushroom Kingdom. This would be found later, in the form of a "Magic-Balloon", by none other than [[Luigi]]. Unaware, the power of Anti-Uctions soaked into his body, transforming him into the demon known as [[Mama Luigi]]. | While the denizens that sprang from Uction's energy lived peacefuly, a large chunk of Anti-Uctions still resided below the Mushroom Kingdom. This would be found later, in the form of a "Magic-Balloon", by none other than [[Luigi]]. Unaware, the power of Anti-Uctions soaked into his body, transforming him into the demon known as [[Mama Luigi]]. | ||
| − | A majority of the rest of Anti-Uctions formed into the characters of the | + | A majority of the rest of Anti-Uctions formed into the characters of the [[Zelda CD-i]] games. But Uctions still resided there, and upon occasion would reveal itself to truely worthy Poopers. |
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| − | + | Uctions formed into other characters in far-away lands such as Robotnik and Dr.Rabbit. All that remained of Anti-Uctions was a small amount of energy, which became [[AIDS]] and, fused with the power of Mama Luigi, [[Super AIDS]]. | |
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