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Beans are small things that can be eated or planted depending on the type of person. It is also a line that Robotnik said in the episode [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Full-Tilt Tails]] as well as the main plot line of [[Super Mario Bros. Super Show#Mario and the Beanstalk|Mario and the Beanstalk]]. In fact there was even a song by Marvin [[Gay Luigi|Gaye]] called I Heard it Through the Beanvine that made it Number 1 for 26 weeks and a game called Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine. <br><br>Beans are often found inside chili that contradicts with Sonic's claim, they are also found in other stuff. The colors are either yellow, green or brown.<br><br>The main side effect is that it can cause the person to fart if eaten, doctors calls this the gurgling of the stomach. So far the only known person who suffered this was Makoto Kino.
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[[Image:MakotoFart.jpg|thumb|Beans can cause stomach gas release, Makoto.]]
Beans are small things that can be eaten or planted, depending on who you are. [[Robotnik]] has been known to compare rare objects to chili beans, particularly in the [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]] episode Full-Tilt Tails. They were also part of the main plot line for [[Super Mario Bros. Super Show]]'s Mario and the Beanstalk. In fact there was even a song by Marvin [[Gay|Gaye]] called I Heard it Through the Beanvine that made it Number 1 for 26 weeks and a game called ''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine''. Robotnik even did a song called "Smells like Chili Beans".
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==People who are bean sellers==
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*[[Robotnik]] (yellow beans and built the Mean Bean Machine)
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*[[Mario]] (gazpancho beans)
  
Beans are often found inside chili, but they are also found in other stuff. The colors tend to be yellow, green or brown.
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==People who ate beans==
 
 
==Bean sellers==
 
*[[Robotnik]] (yellow beans and built the Mean Bean Machine)
 
*[[Mario]] (garbanzo beans)
 
==People who eat beans==
 
 
*[[Makoto Kino]]
 
*[[Makoto Kino]]
*[[Yoshi]]
 
 
*Lou Albano (rumoured)
 
*Lou Albano (rumoured)
 
*Jacky (He was happy, happy, happy, then he drank some wine)
 
*Jacky (He was happy, happy, happy, then he drank some wine)
*Mario, Luigi, Bowser, and Fawful in the Mario & Luigi series.
 
*Cowboys
 
  
==Trivia==
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==Sonic Sez==
*Ancient Proverb - "Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot."
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Sonic: Beans are no good, keed.
*Brak loves beans. Woo woo woo! Brak loves beans. How 'bout you?
 
*High in fiber, low in fat! And I bet you didn't know that!
 
  
==Sonic Sez==
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[[Image:SMBSSMario.jpg|thumb|Mario doesn't approve with Sonic but approves with the above.]]
Beans are no good, keed.
 

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