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[[Image:Baseball 2.jpg|thumb|right|A generic baseball.]] | [[Image:Baseball 2.jpg|thumb|right|A generic baseball.]] | ||
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==Overview== | ==Overview== | ||
− | Baseball is a sport primarily played in the [[United States]], [[Japan]], [[Korea]] (both North and South), | + | Baseball is a sport primarily played in the [[United States]], [[Japan]], [[Korea]] (both North and South), Taiwan, [[China]], [[Mexico]], Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and various other places. The object is to score as many runs as possible while at bat, and prevent the opposing players from gaining hits and runs when fielding. |
In baseball, a hit is when a batter advances to a single base without being out. A double is when a batter advances 2 bases, and a triple is when a batter advances 3 bases. A home run is when a batter hits the ball over the outer wall in fair territory. This is worth 1 run if no runners are on base, or up to 4 depending on how many are on base. | In baseball, a hit is when a batter advances to a single base without being out. A double is when a batter advances 2 bases, and a triple is when a batter advances 3 bases. A home run is when a batter hits the ball over the outer wall in fair territory. This is worth 1 run if no runners are on base, or up to 4 depending on how many are on base. | ||
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+ | Now, how does baseball pertain to [[Youtube Poop]]? | ||
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+ | ==Sonic Can't Play Baseball== | ||
+ | Baseball is featured in this [[Deepercutt]] poop, which is made from the episode ''Unfair Ball'' from [[Sonic X]]. In this poop, [[Dr. Eggman]] challenges [[Sonic]] and [[Tails|his]] [[Knuckles the Echidna|friends]] to a game of baseball. | ||
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==People Who Play Baseball== | ==People Who Play Baseball== | ||
*[[Mario]] | *[[Mario]] | ||
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*[[Wario]] | *[[Wario]] | ||
*[[Bowser]] | *[[Bowser]] | ||
− | *<s>[[Bowser Jr.]]</s> Permanent ban, not unlike | + | *<s>[[Bowser Jr.]]</s> Permanent ban, not unlike Pete Rose, though for [[Rape|different reasons]]. |
*[[Dry Bones]] | *[[Dry Bones]] | ||
*[[Koopa Troopa]] | *[[Koopa Troopa]] | ||
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*[[Speedy Cerviche]] | *[[Speedy Cerviche]] | ||
*[[Guido Anchovy]] | *[[Guido Anchovy]] | ||
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*Frank West | *Frank West | ||
*Ippatsuman | *Ippatsuman | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*The world's 2 largest leagues are the [[United States]]' Major League Baseball and [[Japan]]'s Nippon Professional Baseball. | *The world's 2 largest leagues are the [[United States]]' Major League Baseball and [[Japan]]'s Nippon Professional Baseball. | ||
*Baseball is thought to have evolved from Cricket, a similar sport from [[England]]. | *Baseball is thought to have evolved from Cricket, a similar sport from [[England]]. | ||
*The world championship of baseball is the World Baseball Classic, which [[Japan]] has won every single time. | *The world championship of baseball is the World Baseball Classic, which [[Japan]] has won every single time. | ||
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*[[Anonymous|While steroids might not help you hack]], they will help you hit in baseball. | *[[Anonymous|While steroids might not help you hack]], they will help you hit in baseball. | ||
**However, they are against the rules in every league. | **However, they are against the rules in every league. | ||
*In [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|the Super Smash Bros. games]], a baseball bat is an item in the game, which can be used to hit home runs (which 99% of the time will kill the opponent instantly). | *In [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|the Super Smash Bros. games]], a baseball bat is an item in the game, which can be used to hit home runs (which 99% of the time will kill the opponent instantly). | ||
**Strangely enough, both Ness and Lucas have personal bats for use of attacking. Unfortunately, they don't work as well as the Home Run Bat. | **Strangely enough, both Ness and Lucas have personal bats for use of attacking. Unfortunately, they don't work as well as the Home Run Bat. | ||
− | *Baseball | + | *Baseball is [[America]]'s past-time. |
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[[Category:Sports]] | [[Category:Sports]] |