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[[Image:Baseball 2.jpg|thumb|right|A generic baseball.]]
 
[[Image:Baseball 2.jpg|thumb|right|A generic baseball.]]
 
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==Overview==
 
==Overview==
Baseball is a sport primarily played in the [[United States]], [[Japan]], [[Korea]] (both North and South), [[Taiwan]], [[China]], [[Mexico]], Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and various other places. The object is to score as many runs as possible while at bat, and prevent the opposing players from gaining hits and runs when fielding.
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Baseball is a sport primarily played in the [[United States]], [[Japan]], [[Korea]] (both North and South), Taiwan, [[China]], [[Mexico]], Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and various other places. The object is to score as many runs as possible while at bat, and prevent the opposing players from gaining hits and runs when fielding.
  
 
In baseball, a hit is when a batter advances to a single base without being out. A double is when a batter advances 2 bases, and a triple is when a batter advances 3 bases. A home run is when a batter hits the ball over the outer wall in fair territory. This is worth 1 run if no runners are on base, or up to 4 depending on how many are on base.
 
In baseball, a hit is when a batter advances to a single base without being out. A double is when a batter advances 2 bases, and a triple is when a batter advances 3 bases. A home run is when a batter hits the ball over the outer wall in fair territory. This is worth 1 run if no runners are on base, or up to 4 depending on how many are on base.
[[Image:BaseballStars-femalemasturbation.gif|thumb|left|Whoa there, lady! Not in front of a crowd!]]
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Now, how does baseball pertain to [[Youtube Poop]]?
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==Sonic Can't Play Baseball==
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Baseball is featured in this [[Deepercutt]] poop, which is made from an episode from [[Sonic X]]. In this poop, [[Dr. Eggman]] challenges [[Sonic]] and [[Tails|his]] [[Chris Thorndyke|friends]] to a game of baseball.
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==People Who Play Baseball==
 
==People Who Play Baseball==
 
*[[Mario]]
 
*[[Mario]]
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*[[Wario]]
 
*[[Wario]]
 
*[[Bowser]]
 
*[[Bowser]]
*<s>[[Bowser Jr.]]</s> Permanent ban, not unlike [[Amy Rose|Pete Rose]], though for different reasons.
 
 
*[[Dry Bones]]
 
*[[Dry Bones]]
*[[Koopa Troopa]]
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*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (But he can't play it.)
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (But he sucks.)
 
 
*[[Tails]]
 
*[[Tails]]
 
*[[Knuckles the Echidna]]
 
*[[Knuckles the Echidna]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
 
 
*[[Chris Thorndyke]]
 
*[[Chris Thorndyke]]
 
*[[Speedy Cerviche]]
 
*[[Speedy Cerviche]]
 
*[[Guido Anchovy]]
 
*[[Guido Anchovy]]
*[[Polly Esther]]
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*Polly Escher
 
*Frank West
 
*Frank West
 
*Ippatsuman
 
*Ippatsuman
*Whacker Wilson
 
*[[Ness]]
 
*[[Hulk Bryman]]
 
*[[Scout]] (Also uses his bats as weapons.)
 
*The <i>Baseball Player</i> trainer class in [[Pokemon]] Black and White (Obviously)
 
*[[Charlie Sheen]] (Played baseball in High School, and still loves Baseball.)
 
*George H. W. Bush (was the captain of the Yale baseball team)
 
*[[George W. Bush]] (his original dream was to be the commissioner of Major League Baseball).
 
[[Image:Spr BW Baseball Player.png|frame|right|A Baseball player in [[Pokemon]].]]
 
[[File:Youchewbase.jpg|thumb|left|[[Youchew]]'s official baseball team.]]
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*In a [[Deepercutt]] [[poop]] (and the sourced [[Sonic X]] episode, Unfair Ball), [[Dr. Eggman]] challenged [[Sonic]] and [[Tails|his]] [[Knuckles the Echidna|friends]] to a game of baseball over some Chaos Emeralds.
 
 
*The world's 2 largest leagues are the [[United States]]' Major League Baseball and [[Japan]]'s Nippon Professional Baseball.
 
*The world's 2 largest leagues are the [[United States]]' Major League Baseball and [[Japan]]'s Nippon Professional Baseball.
 
*Baseball is thought to have evolved from Cricket, a similar sport from [[England]].
 
*Baseball is thought to have evolved from Cricket, a similar sport from [[England]].
 
*The world championship of baseball is the World Baseball Classic, which [[Japan]] has won every single time.
 
*The world championship of baseball is the World Baseball Classic, which [[Japan]] has won every single time.
*Believe it or not, the winner of the inaugural Baseball World Cup, held in 1938, was actually the [[United Kingdom]], which beat the [[United States]] 4 games to 1 in a 5 game series. Thus, making them the first world champion of baseball.
 
 
*[[Anonymous|While steroids might not help you hack]], they will help you hit in baseball.
 
*[[Anonymous|While steroids might not help you hack]], they will help you hit in baseball.
 
**However, they are against the rules in every league.
 
**However, they are against the rules in every league.
 
*In [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|the Super Smash Bros. games]], a baseball bat is an item in the game, which can be used to hit home runs (which 99% of the time will kill the opponent instantly).
 
*In [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|the Super Smash Bros. games]], a baseball bat is an item in the game, which can be used to hit home runs (which 99% of the time will kill the opponent instantly).
**Strangely enough, both Ness and Lucas have personal bats for use of attacking. Unfortunately, they don't work as well as the Home Run Bat.
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*Baseball is [[America]]'s past-time, despite the fact that it wasn't actually born here.
*Baseball can cause people to [[masturbate]], like the lady above.
 
**Ironically, it can also prevent premature [[Cum|ejaculation]].
 
**Furthermore, it is also commonly used as a metaphor for [[sex]].
 
*In [[Pokemon]] Black and White, Baseball Players are now a trainer class, along with [[American Football|Football]] [[Koopa Football Players|Players]] and Basketball Players.
 
*[[Nintendo]] of America actually own the rights to one of the MLB teams, as well as have dedicated a few video games to a certain retired player.
 
*''The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. [[America]] has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It’s been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that could be again.''
 
 
[[Category:Sports]]
 
[[Category:Sports]]

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