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*[[Wario]]
 
*[[Wario]]
 
*[[Bowser]]
 
*[[Bowser]]
*<s>[[Bowser Jr.]]</s> Permanent ban, not unlike [[Amy Rose|Pete Rose]], though for different reasons.
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*<s>[[Bowser Jr.]]</s> Permanent ban, not unlike [[Amy Rose|Pete Rose]], though for [[Rape|different reasons]].
 
*[[Dry Bones]]
 
*[[Dry Bones]]
 
*[[Koopa Troopa]]
 
*[[Koopa Troopa]]
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*Frank West
 
*Frank West
 
*Ippatsuman
 
*Ippatsuman
*Whacker Wilson
 
 
*[[Ness]]
 
*[[Ness]]
 
*[[Hulk Bryman]]
 
*[[Hulk Bryman]]
 
*[[Scout]] (Also uses his bats as weapons.)
 
*[[Scout]] (Also uses his bats as weapons.)
*The <i>Baseball Player</i> trainer class in [[Pokemon]] Black and White (Obviously)
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*The <i>Baseball Player</i> trainer class in [[Pokemon]] [[Africans|Black]] and [[Europeans|White]] (Obviously)
 
*[[Charlie Sheen]] (Played baseball in High School, and still loves Baseball.)
 
*[[Charlie Sheen]] (Played baseball in High School, and still loves Baseball.)
*George H. W. Bush (was the captain of the Yale baseball team)
 
*[[George W. Bush]] (his original dream was to be the commissioner of Major League Baseball).
 
 
[[Image:Spr BW Baseball Player.png|frame|right|A Baseball player in [[Pokemon]].]]
 
[[Image:Spr BW Baseball Player.png|frame|right|A Baseball player in [[Pokemon]].]]
 
[[File:Youchewbase.jpg|thumb|left|[[Youchew]]'s official baseball team.]]
 
[[File:Youchewbase.jpg|thumb|left|[[Youchew]]'s official baseball team.]]
 
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*In a [[Deepercutt]] [[poop]] (and the sourced [[Sonic X]] episode, Unfair Ball), [[Dr. Eggman]] challenged [[Sonic]] and [[Tails|his]] [[Knuckles the Echidna|friends]] to a game of baseball over some Chaos Emeralds.
 
*In a [[Deepercutt]] [[poop]] (and the sourced [[Sonic X]] episode, Unfair Ball), [[Dr. Eggman]] challenged [[Sonic]] and [[Tails|his]] [[Knuckles the Echidna|friends]] to a game of baseball over some Chaos Emeralds.
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*Baseball is thought to have evolved from Cricket, a similar sport from [[England]].
 
*Baseball is thought to have evolved from Cricket, a similar sport from [[England]].
 
*The world championship of baseball is the World Baseball Classic, which [[Japan]] has won every single time.
 
*The world championship of baseball is the World Baseball Classic, which [[Japan]] has won every single time.
*Believe it or not, the winner of the inaugural Baseball World Cup, held in 1938, was actually the [[United Kingdom]], which beat the [[United States]] 4 games to 1 in a 5 game series. Thus, making them the first world champion of baseball.
 
 
*[[Anonymous|While steroids might not help you hack]], they will help you hit in baseball.
 
*[[Anonymous|While steroids might not help you hack]], they will help you hit in baseball.
 
**However, they are against the rules in every league.
 
**However, they are against the rules in every league.
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**Ironically, it can also prevent premature [[Cum|ejaculation]].
 
**Ironically, it can also prevent premature [[Cum|ejaculation]].
 
**Furthermore, it is also commonly used as a metaphor for [[sex]].
 
**Furthermore, it is also commonly used as a metaphor for [[sex]].
*In [[Pokemon]] Black and White, Baseball Players are now a trainer class, along with [[American Football|Football]] [[Koopa Football Players|Players]] and Basketball Players.
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*In [[Pokemon]] [[Africans|Black]] and [[Europeans|White]], Baseball Players are now a trainer class, along with [[American Football|Football]] [[Koopa Football Players|Players]] and Basketball Players.
*[[Nintendo]] of America actually own the rights to one of the MLB teams, as well as have dedicated a few video games to a certain retired player.
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*Baseball is [[America]]'s past-time.
*''The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. [[America]] has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It’s been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that could be again.''
 
 
[[Category:Sports]]
 
[[Category:Sports]]

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