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[[Image:bagel.jpg|Left|thumb|What Mama Luigi strives for]]  
 
[[Image:bagel.jpg|Left|thumb|What Mama Luigi strives for]]  
  
 
The bagel is just another one of [[Mama Luigi]]'s memes that are spammed everywhere. All true warriors strive for it, and it is undisputedly protected. It ranks only second on the Youtube Poop foodchain, next to the buckets of chicken. Smaller brother of the [[Magic Balloon]].  
 
The bagel is just another one of [[Mama Luigi]]'s memes that are spammed everywhere. All true warriors strive for it, and it is undisputedly protected. It ranks only second on the Youtube Poop foodchain, next to the buckets of chicken. Smaller brother of the [[Magic Balloon]].  
  
==Is It The Bagel?==
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==Is it the Bagel?==
Many wonder of the Brooklyn saying, "Is it the bagel or the worm?" we do not know. [[Luigi]], who himself is from [[Brooklyn]], insists on Bagel. [[Yoshi]], however, conflicts and suggests the worm, a fitting alternative. Mario has nothing to say on the matter, and [[Robotnik]]'s stance resides with SILENCE! [[Bill O'Reilly]] has been asked to comment and has so far responded with a resounding "Shut Up!"
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Many wonder of the Brooklyn saying, "Is it the bagel or the worm?" we do not know. [[Luigi]], who himself is from [[Brooklyn]], insists on Bagel. Yoshi, however, conflicts and suggests the worm, a fitting alternative. Mario has nothing to say on the matter, and [[Robotnik]]'s stance resides with SILENCE! [[Bill O'Reilly]] has been asked to comment and has so far responded with a resounding "Shut up!"
  
 
==Poop Appearances==
 
==Poop Appearances==
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*''"Dude, that was the bagel."''
 
*''"Dude, that was the bagel."''
 
*''"This video is the bagel!"''
 
*''"This video is the bagel!"''
*''"I'm going to bagel her f***ing bagels out tonight!"''
 
  
On hbi2k's Gantz's Abriged Series, the word condom would be replaced by the word bagel. It be like that so much that it actually showed bagel condoms. But since no one gives a shit about that, we'll move on.
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[[Category:YouTube Poop food]]
 
 
==Trivia==
 
*Not to be confused with stale donuts, which are similar in appearance and texture but taste bad.
 
*It tastes better with raisins
 
*[[Hank Hill]] once ate a bagel...and liked it!
 

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