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Reader for the library of Koridai. Usually know for demanding oral sex in exchange for his help, and killing those who refuse.  Also know to like heavy metal.
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|shows=Link: The Faces of Evil
 
|sex=Male
 
|age=78
 
|occupation=Reader, Librarian
 
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|nationality=Norwegian
 
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Reader for the library of Koridai. Once called Link a homophobic slur and demanded fellatio for help. For this crime, he was forced to 5000 hours community service writing the King's dinner plans and sensitivity training classes.
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He was voted "Most awesome human being" in 2005. He also calls people fruits if they do not agree with him.
  
 
Cultural Heritage: Norway
 
Cultural Heritage: Norway
  
==Life an Career==
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[[Image:Ipo.jpg|thumb|Ipo about to kill.]]
Not much is known about Aypo's early life. He was supposedly raised by a colony of blind [[Octorock]]s until he was 26 years old, who abandoned him because he could read and they could not. Shortly after this, he was found by a [[I.M. Meen|local librarian]] who taught him English and made him work without pay at his library. However, when Meen found out Aypo was illiterate and could never learn to read, he made him leave. Without any experience, Aypo hitchhiked to Koridai and robbed 6 [[Morshu|Stores]] to get the sufficient [[money|funds]] to open his library. There, despite his illiteracy, he wrote his book of utter bullshit which he now uses to [[die|kill]] people.
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== Legal Issues ==
 
== Legal Issues ==
*Aypo The Reader has been convicted of multiple counts of libel. His next offense will result in execution.
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Ipo The Reader has been convicted of multiple counts of rape, robbery, plagiarisms, and hot public gay butt [[Sex|sex]] orgies at Chuck E. Cheese.
*Aypo continously talks about the sacred verse, knowing damn well it doesn't exist.
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Ipo has murdered 1,000,000,000 people including [[Mama Luigi]].  For you see, that book he has is the Deathnote.
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He is actually a cleric, because he married once Link and Luigi and he read will of death people, but his murders, claiming absent people left objets and rape are cause of excommunicate.
  
[[Image:Old-man.gif|thumb|left|Aypo, just after spilling the blood of one hundred men.]]
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== Ipo's Sex Life ==
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Ipo The Reader has had sex with:
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*[[Mama Luigi]]
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*[[Link]]
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*[[Gay Luigi]] (DANG!  That was the hottest gay sex I've seen in a 2-set DVD package!)
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*[[Ed]] (he was raped, as Ed has been proven to not be gay)
  
==Trivia==
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Note that when Ipo has sex with people, he goes under the alias "The Secret Princess of Fruit".  
*When Aypo has sex with people, he likes to roleplay under the alias "The Secret Princess of Fruit".  
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[[Image:Vortiganon.png|thumb|Ipo´s shinigami Vortiganon.]]
*His greatest fear is that the people of [[Koridai]] will discover that he is illiterate, and fire him from his job as reader.
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== Associations  ==
*He would like to work at [[I.M. Meen]]'s library again because of possible [[sex|benefits]].
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Ipo The Reader is in close contact with Light Yagami. That's where he got the Deathnote.
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[[Category:Gay Characters]]

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