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| − | + | Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of [[uctions]]. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by [[CD-I]] Zelda People, and [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes an Anti-Uctions [[Medic|suppository]] every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time. These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions. Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals. | |
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| + | It is also used by the [[German]]s as rennet for [[Big Cheese|cheese]] (which explains why it sucks). | ||
[[Image:Action 52 (NES) box art.jpg|thumb|right|This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the [[Sega]] Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.]] | [[Image:Action 52 (NES) box art.jpg|thumb|right|This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the [[Sega]] Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.]] | ||
[[Image:Datadesignlogo.jpg|thumb|right|An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.]] | [[Image:Datadesignlogo.jpg|thumb|right|An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Drybones1.jpg|thumb|right|This is what happens if you refill your [[balls]] with Anti-Uctions. Remember, [[Anti-Uctions]] are [[bad]] [[4|for]] [[you]], and [[Real Mario|you will go to hell <b>before</b> you]] [[die]].]] | ||
== Major Sources == | == Major Sources == | ||
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*[[Mama Luigi]] | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
*[[Bad Medicine]] | *[[Bad Medicine]] | ||
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*[[AIDS]] | *[[AIDS]] | ||
*[[The Pit]]/Hell | *[[The Pit]]/Hell | ||
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*The faces of Evil | *The faces of Evil | ||
| − | + | *[[Me]] if [[I]] am [[evil]]. | |
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| − | *[[Me]] if [[I]] am evil. | ||
*[[Miss10|Miscellaneous]] evils from, well, whatever. | *[[Miss10|Miscellaneous]] evils from, well, whatever. | ||
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== What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions == | == What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions == | ||
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*[[Aran Ryan]] sometimes uses his Anti-Uctions just for [[cheat]]ing purposes in boxing matches. What a reckless <s>driver</s> person. | *[[Aran Ryan]] sometimes uses his Anti-Uctions just for [[cheat]]ing purposes in boxing matches. What a reckless <s>driver</s> person. | ||
*Sometimes, [[form]]s of different people can be able to hold Anti-Uctions instead of [[Uctions]]. | *Sometimes, [[form]]s of different people can be able to hold Anti-Uctions instead of [[Uctions]]. | ||
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
