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Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of [[uctions]]. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by [[CD-I]] Zelda People, and [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes an Anti-Uctions enema every day so that he can stay evil.  Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time.  These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions.  Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals.
'''Anti-Uctions''' are the exact opposite of [[uctions]]. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by [[CD-I]] Zelda People, and [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes an Anti-Uctions [[Arse|suppository]] every day so that he can stay evil.  Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time.  These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions.  Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals.
 
 
 
 
[[Image:Action 52 (NES) box art.jpg|thumb|right|This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the [[Sega]] Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.]]
 
[[Image:Action 52 (NES) box art.jpg|thumb|right|This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the [[Sega]] Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.]]
 
[[Image:Datadesignlogo.jpg|thumb|right|An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.]]
 
[[Image:Datadesignlogo.jpg|thumb|right|An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.]]
  
 
== Major Sources ==
 
== Major Sources ==
*[[Haruhi Suzumiya]]
 
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
 
*[[Bad Medicine]]
 
*[[Bad Medicine]]
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*[[God Rabbit]]
 
*[[God Rabbit]]
 
*[[AIDS]]
 
*[[AIDS]]
*[[The Pit]]/Hell
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*[[The Pit]]/Hell.
*[[Giygas]]
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*Miscellanious evils from, well, whatever.
*The faces of Evil
 
*Fag NinjaDude(a clone of NinjaDude from the Pit,made completely out of Anti-Uctions)
 
*LJN
 
*[[Me]] if [[I]] am evil.
 
*[[Miss10|Miscellaneous]] evils from, well, whatever.
 
  
 
== What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions ==
 
== What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions ==
[[Die|You may just want to ignore it.]] That, or go get [[medic]]al help. However, if you can handle the Anti-Uctions, you can use them to take over the world or [[Aran Ryan|become completely insane]], or something like that. ''Occasionally'', you can harness their power and use them for good, but that requires major study in Science, Math, and [[Patrick|Wumbology]] classes.
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[[Die|You may just want to ignore it. That, or go get medical help.]] If you can handle the Anti-Uctions, you can use them to take over the world or something.
 
 
==Trivia==
 
*[[Batman]] believes that punk-rock music is filled with lots of that (As well as [[die|death]] and crime.).
 
*[[Rolf]] scrubs his animals with Anti-Uctions.
 
*The creators of [[Whinefeld]] created their clip by combining Anti-Uctions and regular [[Uctions]], thus causing major [[Sonic|chaos]].
 
*[[Unicron]] uses Anti-Uctions as his main power source.
 
*James of [[Team Rocket]] believes that Leo Burnett (whoever that is) and [[4Kids]] are Anti-Uctions [[cum|come]] to life.
 
*[[Aran Ryan]] sometimes uses his Anti-Uctions just for [[cheat]]ing purposes in boxing matches. What a reckless <s>driver</s> person.
 
*Sometimes, [[form]]s of different people can be able to hold Anti-Uctions instead of [[Uctions]].
 
*In [[Transformers]], Anti-Uctions is called "Dark Energon".
 
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Image:End animation21.jpg|The destruction of [[Mirror|one of the icons of Anti-Uctions.]]
 
Image:Deadimage.JPG|Anti-Uctions occasionally will manifest themselves in the form of dead images.
 
Image:Anotherdeadimage.JPG|They can also appear as pure black images. That can't be good!
 
Image:Drybones1.jpg|This is what happens if you refill your [[balls]] with Anti-Uctions. Remember, [[Anti-Uctions]] are [[bad]] [[4|for]] [[you]], and [[Real Mario|you will go to hell <b>before</b> you]] [[die]].
 
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 
[[Category:Evil Characters]]
 

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