Editing I.M. Meen (Character)

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{{CharBox
|name=Ignatius Mortimer Meen
|image=Im_meen.jpg‎ 
|shows=I.M. Meen
|sex=Male
|age=72
|nationality=American
|occupation=Librarian/[[Evil]] Madman
}}
[[Image:Meen.PNG|thumb|right|Watch out for raging Meen, SMARTY.]]

==Description==
'''I.M. Meen''' may very well be the worst librarian in the history of anything. The fact that his parents gave him a pun for a name likely didn't contribute. Meen absolutely despises kids, since he considers them "goody-goodies", and they always catch him whenever he starts getting intimate with his book "upstairs". Thus, whenever he sees children in his library, he throws a hissy fit despite the fact that there are customers present, and locks the kids in a labyrinth so he can have peace.

==Likes==
*His book
*Trapping those damned 'Goody Goodies' in his book
*Being [[evil]]
*Torturing [[Gnorris]]
*Sears Roebuck and Co.

==Dislikes==
*Goody [[The Goodies|Goodies]]
*Smarties
*[[You]]
*Bookworms
*Smartasses
*Children
*Candy
*[[Gay Luigi]] (For calling him a [[cum]] dispencer.)
*[[The Jonas Brothers]] (Especially since he considers one of them to still be a child.)

==Quotes==
*"Oh look, what clever children! See them study, watch them learn. How I HATE those goody-goodies! How they make my stomach turn."
*"I've got a ''little secret'' that'll really make them cry. It's a nasty kind of [[Magic Drugs|magic.]] From A ''[[Retard|Special]]'' kind of guy."
*"This book is made to order-rugh, but it isn't to be read. When they open Up THIS BOOK, They're SUCKED INSIDE instead to the most unpleasant place they've ever ''seen''. The magic labyrinth of ♫I.M. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!!♫"
*"Very scary and confusing. Destination of ''MAI CHUSEENG!!'' The magic labyrinth of I.M. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!♫ (Evil Laughter)"
[[Image:Meen2.PNG|thumb|right|I.M. Meen rising from the depths of [[hell]].]]
[[Image:I.M. Hitler.JPG|thumb|right|[[Nazi|HEIL I.M. MEEN!!!]]]]
*"What's the matter, smartie? Lost your WAY?! My guardians will be happy to escort [[you]], to a cozy cell! (Evil Laughs)"
*"Why hello, little bookworm. I do hope you're enjoying your whirlwind tour of my labyrinth HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?"
*"Today's lesson is about the dangers of being too smart for your own good. I hope you're paying attention, bookworm!!"
*"Lost? Frightened?! ''Confuuused?!?!'' '''GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!''' (Evil Laughter)"
*"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, there's a bookworm in the hall. BUT not for LOOO-OOOOOOOOONG!!! (Evil Laughs)"
*"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, there's a virgin in the hall. BUT not for LOOO-OOOOOOOOONG!!! (Evil Laughs)"
*"Here's a rhyme for [[you]]. Ahem! I knew a little bookworm who tried to get away, until the friendly guardians persuaded him to ''stay''. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
*"Still loose, little bookworm? Don't get used to it! My pets are closing in! (Evil Laughs)"
*"Well, well, I'm surprised you don't give up, bookworm! [[You]]'re beginning to look run down. Why not take a ''little'' nap?"
*"GGRRRRRRRH, [[You]] are beginning to annoy me, you miserable little goody goody."
*"You're tougher than you look, twerp! But I've still got some nasty tricks up my sleeve."
*"OK, bookworm! Now you're really starting to annoy me! Get back to your cell before I turn you into a... chipmunk!"
*"You won't get far, you studious little [[Kootie Pie|BRAT!]] My pets will see to that. (Evil Laughs)"
*"You can't win, bookworm! I... am the most powerful magician in the ''world''!!! And ''you're'' just a ''smartie''."
*";_; Wretched child! [[You]]'ve ruined MY BEAUTIFUL LABYRINTH!!! Now you're going to ''PAY''!!!!!!!!!!"
*"GGRRRRRRRH, [[you]] are beginning to annoy me, you miserable little goody goody."
*"Back into your cell, bookworm! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll escape again... in a hundred YEARS!!!!! (Evil & Mischevious Laughter)"
*"Better luck next time, bookworm! Of course there probably won't ''BE'' a next time!!! Ha! Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha!"
*"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You may have outsmarted me this time, Bookworm, but I'll be back! I.M. Meen never quits! You'll Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....!"
*"Wretched child! You've ruined my BEAUTIFUL penis!!! Now you're ''GAY''!!!!!!!!"
*"[[shit|SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] [[You]] [[may]] have outsmarted me this time, [[MexicanSunflower]], but (deepens voice) '''[[Arnold Schwarzenegger|I'll be back!!!]]'''"
*"Here's a rhyme for [[you]]. Ahem, I knew a [[gay]] who ruined my [[ass|butt]]. [[You]] [[may]] have [[sex]], but never in a [[cunt]]!"
*"My name is..."
*"...From a [[sex]]ual kind of guy."
[[Image:DefaultCA9JPUY3.jpg|frame|right|I.M. Meen is [[no]]w being a <s>chip</s>[[shit]]munk.]]
*"When children read '''THIS BOOK''', they'll see it as the ''most [[The Irate Gamer|unpleasant]] [[Nostalgia Critic|book]] they've ever [[Angry Video Game Nerd|read''!!!]]
*"It's a nasty kind of book!"
*"This book isn't to be read."
*"It's the most unpleasent book ever seen!"
*"This book is made to be red. But it ''isn't red!''"
*"Oh my God, this [[food]] is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"There's [[furry]] [[yuri]] in the hall."
*"[[Don Flamenco|Toupeé]]!!"
*"Touché!!"
*"Back into your cell, [[Michael Jackson|Billie Jean!]]"
*"My guardians will be happy to escort you... to [[Hell]]!!! (Laughs Evilly)"
*"♫I.M. war, I.M. pain, I.M. all [[you|you've]] ever slain, I.M. tears in [[you|you]]r eyes, I.M. bliss, I.M. lies.♫"
*"♫I.M. pure, I.M. true, I.M. all over [[you]], I.M. love, I.M. smile, I.M. the Earth defiled, I.M. the Cosmic Storm, I.M. the tiny [[worms]], I.M. fear in the night, I.M. Bringer of Light.♫"
*"Is a child learns very smart? Please read? Hate! It's in my stomach."
*"I hide what really is not great. The magic can be."
[[Image:Rmlc9c.png‎|thumb|right|I.M. Meen laughs at your stupid ass for existing.]]
*"Please read this book. I have a strange maze chatscripts open this book does not meet with Maine."
*"Great confusion and panic, my goal is to select the magic of the major complications. Many people are confused, my purpose Huwart disbanded in [[May]], the [[America|United States]], [[Detroit|Michigan]], is the magic of confusion."
*"Oh, gaze yonder my worthless henchman! What surprisingly intelligent younglings they are. Gaze at them memorising all their vast work; observe as they get educated very quickly."
*"Oh, how I seriously detest those Goddamned prodigistic prodigies! How those fuckers make my entire digestive system twist and turn as I'm about to throw up my biscuits and tea that I just had today."
*"Fortunately for me; I have a hidden thought that would make those fucking runts shed their crocodile tears; for it is a devious, vile, unforgivable, sort of dark mystery made by a talented warlock; such as myself."
*"I will now do some [[Michael Jackson]]-esque dance moves, so that I might be able to bring him back from the '''dead''', because he does not deserve to die so soon!"
*"Now, as I was saying, this ground piece of literature that I like to [[masturbate]] with because they make me so fucking [[horny|randy]] is manufactured to be purchased at the dandy book market."
*"However, this fine manuscript is never to be gazed, opened, or any other way to look inside; for as soon as those fucking rapscallions take a peek inside this manuscript; they will experiance a heavy suctioning whose like a black hole itself."
*"For the younglings will enter the most diabolical location they have ever laid their eyes on: the dark enchanting dungeon made by yours truly, Ignatious Mortimer Meen. All right, you fucking little runts; into the dungeon so I can molest you with my book. In you go now."

==Further Information==
*Meen is madly in love with his book. Also, it is rumored that [[YTPsource]] is madly in love with Meen. What a conflict.
*Meen's full name is [[Iggy|Ignatius]] Mortimer Meen. Honestly, it's [[no]] wonder why people want to call him I.M. Meen, including I.M. Meen himself.
*He once decided to change his wardrobe from a purple colored evil guy suit to a brown colored evil guy suit.
*He favorite metal song to sing to is "Puritania" by Dimmu Borgir.
*Sometimes laughs like an obnoxious little [[dick]]. 
*Is a bibliophile, but not in the traditional sense.
*In his frequent fits of blind rage, Meen has been known to subject [[Gnorris]] to a variety of gruesome sexual punishments.
*However, he cries if [[Gay Luigi]] calls him a [[:Category:Monsters|creepy]] [[cum]] [[Engineer|dispenser]].
*He's a rare type of pedophile in which he has [[sex]] with children, but he hates them a lot. This is what we'd call a "pedophobiphile".
*Is rumored to be a distant cousin of [[I. Fleecem]]
**He does, though, have a confirmed clone, named Jay Leno.
*[[Dr. Doom]] recently teamed up with I.M. Meen in order for them to destroy their greatest enemies (I.M. Meen's being those Goody Goodies, while Dr. Doom has <s>the Fantastic [[Four]]</s> the Marvel Super Hero Squad (which he likes to call "Squadies").).
*When [[you]] open up his book you'll be sucking his [[cock]] instead!
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