Editing Ash Ketchum

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[[Image:Episode_-4_Challenge_Of_The_Samurai_074_0001.jpg|thumb|Our hero doing what he does best; Masturbating behind the bushes.]]
'''''Ash Ketchum''''' (sometimes called ''Ass Ketchup'') is a teenager and star of the [[anime]], [[Pokémon]]. His goal in life is to one day become the so-called "Pokémon Master," and to do so he must capture every existing Pokémon on the planet. Much to his dismay he will never become one, as he always (on purpose) ignores rare Pokemon waiting to be caught, and he continually let's his Pokémon go over periods of time. And it sure doesn't help when another hundred or two hundred of the little bastards are released every four years. 

Ash also has a rare disease which prevents him from ever reaching puberty. For nearly ten years, he has stayed the same exact age (Ten or eleven), but this disorder does not seem exclusive to him. However, as a result, Ash is doomed to wander the planet aimlessly until the end of time or until the show is finally canceled which right now seems like an impossibility.

[[Image:Uhyee.png|thumb|This is what Ash's [[Pikachu]] looks like.]]

==Likes==
*[[Pikachu]] ([[Sex|Especially]] [[no|when he is horny.]])
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Brock]]
*[[Masturbation|Masturbating]]
*[[Misty]]
*Punching [[Pikachu]]
{{VidCaption|TTlaLTwhwAk|Ash punches Pikachu.}}
==Dislikes==
*[[Gary Oak]], his rival who is more likely to become a Pokemon Master then he, and is better than Ash in almost every conceivable way possible.
*[[You]]
*[[Team Rocket]] (Especially since he thinks that they have [[no]] lives at all.)
*[[Me]]
*Rifle scopes (They were the reason why Ash started punching [[Pikachu]].)
*The other Ash from the Evil Dead series.

==Liked By==
*[[Misty]]
*[[Brock]]
*[[May]]
*[[You|Pimpsahoy]]
{{VidCaption|pMVqfZUiVzM|Ash turns into a Pikachu while Brock calls him an [[ass]]}}

==Disliked By==
*Every form of [[Luigi]] but [[Silver|Mama Luigi]]
*[[Nostalgia Critic]]
*Pokemon Fans
*[[M. Bison]]
*Ash from the Evil Dead movies.
*[[SNK|Ash Crimson]].
*[[GoGoRiki]] Characters
*Robotnik (The reason being his usage soared after XMHunter came on Youtube).
*Shaymin (At first.)
*Arceus (Also at first.)

==Quotes==
[[Image:Pokemon.gif|frame|Ash partying hardcore.]]
{{poopquote|Ash Ketchum|WARGH!}}
{{poopquote|Ash Ketchum|Pikachu, I choose you!}}
{{poopquote|Ash Ketchum|[[Yes|I'm stupid?]]}}
{{poopquote|Ash Ketchum|I CAUGHT (insert Pokemon name here)!}}
{{poopquote|Ash Ketchum|Maybe it's a... ''Cowterpie!?''}}
{{poopquote|Ash Ketchum|Now I can see lots of lucky stars!}}
{{poopquote|Ash Ketchum|Maximum Hardness!}}

==Trivia==
*Ash is likely based off of ''"Red"'' from the first Pokemon games.
*Stole [[Misty]]'s bike in the very first episode, which is one of two reasons why she follows him around constantly. You can use your imagination for the second reason.
*Earns many Gym badges by not actually beating the Gym Leader in a fair match, but instead gets them by [[Aran Ryan|cheating]] (case-in-point: in his battle against [[Brock]], his Pikachu set-off the sprinkler system, which defeated Brock's Onyx) or by pumping his [[Pikachu]] full of steroids (see the battle against Brock again).
*Ash has a father who is only mentioned, never shown. Supposedly Professor Oak had an affair with Ash's mother. This may be the reason why we haven't heard from either of them for a few seasons. 
*Ash likes to beat off to [[Misty]]'s Facebook pictures.
*He simply HAS to twist his hat around backward before throwing a Poké Ball at a Pokemon. 
*In one episode he went by the fake name "Tom Ato".
*He loves Lucky Star, especially when being zapped by Pikachu.
*He thinks that Arbok evolves into Seviper, which is, [[M. Bison|of course]], [[wrong|WRRRRRROOOONNNNNGGGG!!!!]]
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