Editing Demoman

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[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Heavy]].]]
[[Image:Evermen.jpg|thumb|right|[[Jason Everman]] giving a naughty stare at the Demoman.]]
[[Image:Polnareffstare.JPG|thumb|right|Polnareff has a staring contest with Demoman. I wonder who wins...]]
[[Image:FALCON.jpg|thumb|The great [[Captain Falcon]] has joined the game.]]
[[Image:Bison's_Ass_015_0001.jpg‎ |thumb|right|Even [[M. Bison|Bison's Arse]] has joined The <s>[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Brawl]]</s> Game.]]
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The '''Demoman'''/Demolitions Man is a [[Africans|black]] [[Scottish]] [[One Eyed Orange Mario|cyclops]] with an [[Bomb|explosion]] fetish. 

He's also a self-proclaimed meme for the [[Chewiki]].

Cultural Heritage: [[Africans|Black]] [[Scottish]] Cyclops

==How The Demoman Came To Be==
The guy that made the original Team Fortress was high on [[Magic Drugs|dope]] one day, so he hired a [[Scottish]] [[Will Smith]] to fire a grenade launcher and blow people up. Thus, the Demoman was born.

==[[Ass|Arse]]nal==
*'''[[Bomb|Grenade]] Launcher''': Fires 4 grenades before needing a reload, yet it can hold six at once. That's pretty fucking gay.
*'''Sticky[[bomb]] Launcher''': Fires up to 8 grenades which stick to surfaces, which then can [[Traps|be detonated remotely]] just by him thinking about it.
*'''Bottle''': Once held [[BOOZE|hard liquor]]. Now only holds the Demoman's tears, and [[Sniper|possibly urine]]. Oh, did I mention he might break it over your skull?
[[Image:Demoflip.png|thumb|left|The Demoman across the way stares back. [[Sagat|Notice how his eyepatch changed sides]].]]

==Quotes==
*OH CRAP
*I'm a black Scottish CYCLOPS! THEY GOT MORE *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* THAN THEY GOT THE LIKES OF ME!
*OH, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER, IN [[The Pit|HELL]]!
*What makes me a good Demoman? IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA, NOW WOULD I?
*So.. Tar you fine dandies, so proud. SO [[PENIS|COHK]]SURE... PRANCIN' ABOOT WITH YER HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS! COME AND GET ME, I SAY! I'LL BE WAIDIN' ON YEH WITH A LOAD'O ME OLD BRIMSTONE!
*I'M A GRIMM BLOODY FABLE! WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END!
*KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*NEXT TIME YE'LL BLOODY ASK BEFORE STANDING ON MY POINT`
*CHEEEEEEEERSS MATE
*AH DONT THINK THEY SAW THAT ONE COMIN'
*HOHOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHAHAHAAAA
*OH THAT'S SORE
*KA-BLOOOOOOEEYYYYYYY
*MEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
*THAT WIS MAH POINT YE WERE STANDIN' ON
*YA APPEAR TO HAVE TRODDEN ON A MINE!
*THAT [[Heavy Weapons Guy|HEAVY'S]] A BLOODY JACK[[Ass|ASS!!!]]

==Trivia==
*The RED Demoman's name is Tavish Degroot as revealed [http://www.teamfortress.com/war/demo/ here], and he lives with his blind mother in a mansion somewhere in New Mexico, not too far from ''cp_badlands''. He <s>is</s> was best friends with the BLU [[Soldier]] until recently.
*Enjoys bagpipe music, not unlike [[M. Bison]].
*Possibly enjoys [[KFC]].
*Also enjoys [[Bomb]]s.
*Is good friends with [[Zack]].
*Is an [[Africans|African]].
*Has had multiple charges of public nudity in the past, until he wore a sticky note with a smiley-face on his crotch.
*Lacks a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse. Everyone else has these, especially the [[Spy]], who enjoys rubbing it in.
*His real name is actually ''"Demonman"''.
*Stares at things on this site in horror, joy, or for the hell of it.
*Has advanced knowledge of chemicals and chemistry, though, which he must k[[no]]w in order to properly formulate explosives.
*He also has the same voice actor as The [[Heavy Weapons Guy]].
*Is not to be confused with the Rob Zombie song "Devil Man."

==See Also==
*[[Team Fortress 2]]
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]]
*[[Soldier]]
[[Category: Team Fortress 2]]
[[Category: Characters - Scottish]]
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
[[Category:Cycloptic Characters]]
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[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]]
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