Editing Mario Mario

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|name=Mario Mario
|image=Bob hoskins mario.jpg]]
|shows=The Super Mario Bros. Movie
|sex=Male
|age=68 ([[No]] Joke!)
|occupation=Plumber/Di[[no]]saur Exterminator
|cast=Bob Hoskins
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Mario Mario is the fake version of [[Real Mario]], just like how [[Luigi Mario]] is the fake version of [[Real Luigi]]. For some strange reason, [[no|he wants to have incestral sex with Luigi Mario, even though he's practically his dad as well as his brother.]] Who knew the Mario family [[no|was so fucked up?]]

==Quotes==
*"A long, long time ago, the Earth was ruled by [[Yoshi|dinosaurs.]]"
*"They were big, so [[no]]t a lot of people went around hassling them."
*"Then, a giant meteorite struck the Earth. Goodbye [[Yoshi|Dinosaurs!]]"
*"But what if the [[Yoshi|dinosaurs]] weren't all destroyed? What if the impact of that meteorite created a parallel dimension ''where the [[Yoshi|dinosaurs]] continue to thrive and evolve into intelligent, vicious, aggressive beings?!''"
*"And hey.. what if they found a way back?!"
*"I believe it."
*"What is it?!"
*"Finally, [[Real Mario]] is [[die|dead]]. That means that [[I]] can finally take on the role as Real Mario once and for all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

==Trivia==
*He loves confusing police officers by saying that both his first and last names are [[Mario]].
*He also doesn't like [[fat]] [[African]] bitches, especially for [[sex]]ual pleasures.
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] was once wondering if he was joking about his last name being Mario.
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