Editing SEGA

A game company that made [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. They suck at making games and systems (not according to Europeans and Brazilians though), though they are good at making propaganda.
[[Image: Sega_logo.jpg|thumb|*Ring sound* or SSSSHHHHHEEEEGGUUUHHH]]

===Trivia===
* AGES is SEGA backwards.
* Pronounced Say-GA to most bar Australians for some reason...
* Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] for 2009. These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, [[No More Heroes|MadWorld]], and [[Halo|The Conduit]].
*[[Retard|Joseph Stalin]] was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, after he died, he couldn't do shit.
* They do what Nintendon't.
**[[WRONG!]]
* Once gave people a cyber razor cut, people mistook it as sex.
* They actually made fruit machines in the '50s as Service Games which they actually still work today and can be valueable to own.
* The consoles that they made before their unexpected fall were the Sega SG-1000/SG-1000 II, the Sega Mark III, the Sega SC-3000/SC-3000H, the Sega Master System, the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive (Also includes the Sega CD and the Sega 32X add-ons.), the Sega Game Gear, the Sega Nomad (Which was a portable Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.), the Sega Saturn, and the Sega Dreamcast (Which also included the Sega VMU {Visual Memory Unit}, which was the included memory card that could also download some special games for the Sega Dreamcast.).
*Once got [[Michael Jackson]] to be in their propaganda.
*Also once got some normal-type of person named Segata Sanshiro for some more propaganda.
*Has had the most consoles of any non-[[Nintendo]] company, none of which have ever beaten [[Nintendo]] (Although they were close with the Sega Genesis.).
*They were bought by the pachinko company Sammy and the companies have merged to form Sega Sammy Holdings. Therefore, [[Sonic]] [[no|shall be a guest fighter in the next Guilty Gear.]]
[[Image:52317-t screwattack vgv michaeljm 64j gt.jpg|thumb|left|The opening screen for [[Michael Jackson]]'s Moonwalker game for the Sega Genesis.]]
[[Image:Segatahero2bm.jpg|frame|left|Sega actually using a normal person named Segata Sanshiro for some of their propaganda.]]
[[Category:Game Companies]]