Editing Balls

==What Are Balls?==

Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some poop characters such as [[Yoshi]],[[Fat Mario]],[[Bill O'Reilly]],[[Cheatsy]] and [[Gay Luigi]] may have 0 or up to 50 balls. The scientific name for balls is [[bwalls]], credit goes to [[Yoshkins]] for the name. Balls hang from the [[penis]] and generate what is known as [[cum]]. [[Cum]] is shot out of the penis/vagina and rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, [[Yoshi]] claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. [[Uctions]] may be used to refill your balls with fresh cum, while [[Anti-Uctions]] can refill your balls with pink cum (giving you [[Fatal Aids]].) A rare color of cum is brown cum, which only happens if you shoot cocaine and/or heroin in your balls.

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==Who Has Balls?==
Typically any male who hasn't been castrated.
*[[You]] 2, 1, or 0. Changes throughout life.
*1 ball - [[Tails]], [[Mr. Krabs]], [[The Cave People]], Lance Armstrong
*[[Fat Mario]] - 23 balls (most are hidden within the fat exterior)
*[[Duke Nukem]] - Balls of Steel
*[[The Princess]] - 2 balls ([[Fat Mario|Spooky]])
*[[Wizardheimer]] - 39 balls (magical)
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] - 50 balls for each member of that group (That means that together, they have 100 balls!)
*[[Mama Luigi]] - 4278652387453 balls
*The ruler of Youtube - 1 ball
*AC/DC - THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST... BALLS OF THEM ALL!

==Who Hasn't Any Balls?==
*[[Bill O'Reilly]], who sold his balls for his position on FOX News.
*[[Emo Luigi]], during a gruesome suicide attempt. Need I say more?
*[[Chris Crocker]], working on becoming a transexual.
*[[Ash]], who ended up using them when he ran out of Pokeballs. Ouch.
*[[Ivan Drago]] - As a result of too many [[Magic Drugs|steroids.]]
*[[The Purple Pervert]] - After attempting to rape [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]]
*[[Vince Offer]] - They loved his nuts a bit ''too'' much, if [[you]] k[[no]]w what [[I]] mean.
*[[Nazi]]s (Seriously, killing millions of people in 12 years makes [[you]] have [[no]]thing left for yourself at all.)