Editing Captain Rescue

Captain Rescue is a retired superhero of [[Mobius]], which he saved the Hill Top Village from [[Dr. Robotnik]].
[[Image: Captain Rescue.jpg|thumb| *Captain Rescue having an awful idea*]] 
==Origins==
We don't know about his born place or date, but we know that his first job was being a [[prostitute]]

==The Hero Years==
His career of superhero started when he saved a cat from a [[tree]], Then, he started to save all the characters on that awful planet called [[Mobius]], until the arrive of [[Dr. Robotnik]].

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==Compaxion==
Captain Rescue has a little love with that little fur two-tailed fox named [[Tails]].

==Possessions==
*A Rescue Rocket
*A Boomerang
*A Slim Pack of Doublement Gum
*Overcooked Shoes
*[[Viagra]]
*A Machine to drain [[drugs]]

==Quotes==
*I'm Captain Rescue
*Oldtimer? OLDTIMER?! I was saving Mobius when you were still a hedgehoglet!
*You know me?
*Im not old
*Taste my boomerang!
*Captain Rescue to the Doublement Rescue
*Actually i use that to drain my drugs
*no

==Trivia==
*His best friend is [[KroboProductions]]
*Probably he has a little love too with [[Robotnik]]

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