Editing Uctions

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Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.

Despite being a good source of AIDS, Uctions are also the only material known to get rid of it (right).


== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless [[Fat Mario]] had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads. 
*Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
*Only [[Mario]], [[Fat Mario]], & Mr. X own the power of Uctions.
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
*Was revealed to have a [[PENIS|penis]] for some strange reason.
*Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for [[Yoshi]]'s New Empire.

==Chosen weilders of Uctions==
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
*[[Mario]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Tap Tap]]
*[[Sora]]
*[[Megatron]]
*[[Q]]

==Uctions as energy unit==
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]]. Is based on the amount of puppies will a male pregnant elephant give birth if exposed to a certain amount of Uctions, Anti-Uctions give birth to [[Bagel]]s instead.
Several objects in their Uction test are shown below (negative amount of Uctions equals positive amount of Anti-Uctions:

*[[Kimera Luigi]]          -30 billion billion billion Uctions.
*[[Mama Luigi]]:          -9999 Uctions.
*[[Darth Vader]]          -9000 Uctions.
*[[Seymour]]              -8500 Uctions.
*[[AIDS]]:                -500 Uctions.
*Heartless:               -100 Uctions.
*CD-I:                     Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*[[Dr Rabbit]]            -10 Uctions.
*[[Retard Mario]]         -1 Uction.
*[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain: 0 Uctions.
*[[Cum]]                   0 Uctions.
*[[Edd]]:                  1 Uction.
*[[Cheatsy]]:              0 Uctions.  
*[[Morshu]]:               5 Uctions.
*Bobby Jack                10 Uctions.
*[[Boobs]]:                30 Uctions.
*[[Gay Luigi]]             50 Uctions.
*One heart                 100 Uctions.
*[[Link]]                  1500 Uctions.
*Kingdom Hearts            -3000 Uctions.
*[[Steely Phil]]           5000 Uctions.
*A [[Falcon Punch]]        9000 Uctions.
*[[Brock Samson]]          11,500 Uctions.
*[[Yoshi]]                 [[Over 9000]] Uctions.
*[[Insane Clown Posse]]    50 billion billion billion Uctions.
*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]] Infinite Amount of Uctions.


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