Editing Uncle Phil

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|name=Phillip Banks
|image=Picture 6.png
|caption=Uncle Phil in all his glory.
|shows=The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
|sex=Male
|age=64
|occupation=Lawyer, Judge
|nationality=American
}}[[Image:L4d-coach.jpg|thumb|Phil couldn't support his children's lives, so he decided to join to the [[Chocolate]] Helicoptor's Army.]]
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Uncle Phil (B. 1946) is [[Will Smith]]'s uncle/father on <s>Family Matters</s> [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]. 
==Important Information==
*He had a pet pig.
*He once attempted to murder Will.
*He doesn't like Christmas lights.
*He once burned thousands of dollars.
*He wants some cake.
*He doesn't want Will to be on Oprah.
*He is [[Fat|obese]].
*He has not thrown any bums in jail.
*He has magical powers.
*He is the best character on ''Fresh Prince''.
*He is an [[Africans|African]].
*He is evil.
*He has a brother who's the father from [[Family Matters]].
*He acts as a father figure.
*He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle."
*He was invented by [[Dr. Robotnik]].
*He is a newcomer of [[Youtube Poop]].
*He used to like James Brown.
*He got thrown out of his own house.
*He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar. (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a [[The King of Hyrule|piece]] of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
*He isn't Rick James [[you]] [[fuck]]ing bitch!
*He's obsessed with pillow-y mounds of [[Mashed Potatoes|mashed potatoes]], butter-drenched [[turkey]] [[sauce]], and tiny [[onion]]s with dressing of butter cream.
*He voiced [[Shredder]] on TMNT.
*He does not look like a white guy named Ward.
*He is from South Carolina.
*He's sorry that he screwed scientists once.
*He has copies of Playboy from 1964 in his bathroom.
*He spent about 8 weeks as a Monk in an undisclosed location.
*He's been jacking Thanksgiving pies since 1953.
*Tyler The Creator wants to change his name to Uncle Phil, because every girl he deals and fucks is always against her [[Will Smith|will]].
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