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GreazyMcMeatball
GreazyMcMeatball, often shortened to "Greazy," is a Flash Pooper who actually uses Flash. By 2018, he will take the role of New Jesus, so you better have a taste for fine, expensive cuisine.
In brief[edit]
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In total[edit]
He uses Macromedia Flash 8 to make his poop. Greazy does not have green hair, but is always open to new ideas.
History[edit]
GreazyMcMeatball was born on your exact birth date, at the same time. He is not related to you in any way, which seems pretty unlikely, considering that he came out of the same mother as you (He came out the back door).
First Poop Made[edit]
No reason to describe it when it could easily be spread out, naked on a coffee table, inches from your pupils.
Super Mario Brothers Threetastrophe
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Style[edit]
Sentence mixing, lip syncing, and the occasional flash edit of a terrible childrens' cartoon that you would have never guessed was done with a drawing tablet.
Receptionist[edit]
Her name is Linda.
Reception[edit]
Feedback of Greazy's poops has been varied.
Reviews by Chuck Norris[edit]
All of GreazyMcMeatball's videos are approved by none other than Chuck H. Norris.
Reviews by Not Chuck Norris[edit]
Not Chuck Norris has commented on all of GreazyMcMeatball's poops, some of which more than others. On Greazy's video "Youtube Poop: Sonic Sez Dr. Robotnik's Stupidity Raygun Causes Brain Damage," Not Chuck Norris responded "Ha!" Ironically, Not Chuck Norris commented again, only three hours later, this time saying "Gay. You're a fag... FAGGOT."
Achievements[edit]
96
Gamerscore[edit]
160
Friends[edit]
He knows some guys
Real Life[edit]
- Myself
- Your Mom (of course)
- You
Online Life[edit]
- My Mom
- Everyone
Half Life[edit]
Gordon Freeman
Influences[edit]
- Walrusguy
- Deepercutt
- GreazyMcMeatball
- and YOU for being such a wonderful parsnip!
Fans[edit]
One million strong, AND GROWING!
Trivia[edit]
- When GreazyMcMeatball was born, he instantly won 18 million views. Unfortunately, one evening, he lost them all in a flood, along with his precious silver toilet seat.
