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Carl Wheezer is a character from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, he is a friend of Jimmy Neutron who has an obsession for llamas and croissants.
- Croissants (He'll take your's if you're not gonna finish it)
- Jimmy Neutron
- Sheen Estevez
- Jimmy's mom
- Riding llamas
- Jimmy's father, Hugh Neutron
- Saying "HUZZAH!"
- Singing, though he is REALLY bad at it and sings very annoyingly
- Small-headed Jimmy
- "Ummm, yes...are you going to finish that croissant?"
- "Ohhhhhh, I'm stuffed! I couldn't have another...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH...okay, I'll have one more, and that'll be it."
- "Good morning to YOU! Good morning to YOU! We're all in our places with sunshiny faces!"
- "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE, LLAMA, LLAMA, LLAMAAAAAAAAA!!"
- "GIVE HIM HIS NOSE BACK, SHEEN!"
- "It's a good thing my underwear was clean."
- "Huzzah; It's some sort of goofy way of saying..."COOL"!"
- "Guys, can I have my pants back?"
- "Will you be my mommy?"
- "Get back, Ultra Lord! Don't make me pinch you!"
- "Hey, Jimmy, can I go play with my pants?"
- "I like him more than you! I mean I like him and you!"
- "No way, Sheen! You're not as big of a fan of Jimmy's dad as I am!"
- "Saying goodbye to your kids is always painful, Jimmy."
- "I got people inside me! I got people INSIIIIIIIDE MEEEEEE! ...And there walking in my brain!"
- "Moon, moon, MOOOOOOOOOOON! Spoon, spoon, spoooooon! June, June, Juuuune! SPITTOON! SPITTOON!! SPITTOOOOOOOOOOOON!!"
- "Lookin' out a dirty ol' window! Down below the cars in the city go rushing byyyyyyyyyyyyy! I sit here alone and I wonder whyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
- "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDIIIIIING AND HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGIIIIING, AND FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDIIIING AND HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGIIIIING!!"
- "Jimmy Neutrooooooooon; he's a spyyyyyyyyyy! He's a kid whose hair is really hiiiigh! He's got a friend named CAAAAAARRRLLL, who is really cool! ...And a friend named Sheen, WHO WAS HELD BACK IN SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!"
- "Oooohhhhh, cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-CHA! Cha-cha-dah-dah-duh-DUH! Dah-dah-dah-dah-da-*crack noise*...OW! MY SCAPULA!"
- "*doorbell rings* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!"
- "STOP THE WORLD!! I WANNA GET OFF!!"
- "Hey, Jimmy, wanna see a frog?"
- "I think we should all wear makeup!"
- "Hey, I'm a reeeaaalll good sweater!"
- "I don't feel so good...*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
- "Ooohhh, I wish I was a llama in a great, big llama wooooorrrrllld!"
- Has a very, very, really, really, really, EXTREMELY deep love and passion for llamas.
- Loves croissants; it's his favorite food, in fact, he is the biggest, greatest croissant lover in the whole, entire universe. Nobody loves croissants more than he does.
- Is 12 years old.
- Has a creepily deep love and passion for Jimmy's mother.
- Invented the word "huzzah", which means "cool" according to him.
- His scapula constantly cramps.
- Is a bigger fan of Jimmy's dad than Sheen is.
- Is known to sing a lot. He has sung many songs such as "Good morning to YOU!", "Folding and hanging", "I got people inside me", and "Kids In America", which is really just a cover of Kids In America by Kim Wilde.
- Once got pregnant and gave birth to a jellyfish-like alien creature.
- Claims that he always wanted to "touch a llama".
- Eats toys.