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}}[[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT!]]
 
[[Image:Czsd.png|thumb|Yoshi before being captured by [[Dic]] and [[Mama Luigi]].]]
 
Yoshi is a green, [[fat]] lizard (or dinosaur if you prefer). He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, [[Bad Medicine]], sold there.
 
 
==Background==
 
 
Yoshi (pronounced Yo-she in America and the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]], Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Shinagawa City, Tokyo prefecture, [[Japan]].
 
 
In 1951, while out for a walk, [[Mario|a baby]] landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and [[Luigi|his brother]] get to their parents.
 
 
In 1989, [[Mama Luigi]] tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory, so that she could revise history. This failed when
 
[[Wizardheimer]] [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] Mama Luigi for [[illegal|unauthorized]] use of his magic. The judge ruled that the magic must cease.
 
 
In the '90s, he married [[Birdo]] and they had a child; Yoshi Jr.
 
 
==Trivia==
 
 
*Owns a drug store that sells [[Bad Medicine]].
 
*Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
 
*Was knighted by [[the Princess]] for his heroic actions during the [[Dinner]] [[War]] in 1987.
 
*Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his really special tongue.
 
*One time, he was a ninja that [[Robin Hood (character)|helped out the poor]].
 
*He doesn't take too kindly on [[Solid Snake]]'s suggestion on eating him.
 
**However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
 
*Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario.
 
 
==Likes==
 
*[[Birdo]]
 
*[[Food]]
 
*Humping the fuck out of [[Santa Mario]].
 
*[[Mario Kart|Racing]]
 
*[[Baseball|Spo]][[American Football|rts]]
 
 
==Dislikes==
 
*Running out of food.
 
*His enemies
 
 
==Quotes==
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love [[caterpillars]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi no understand why [[The Princess|princess]] mad... caterpillar [[DELICIOUS]]!}}
 
[[Image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|You likes giving stuff a perfect 10.]]
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|BURRRRP!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[This Key|Key]] no taste good.}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oh, this [[DOOM]] thing definetely more fun than tennis!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Fireballs: YUM!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Balls]]: YUM!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Famo Famo Sheeduck.}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|BLAU!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|YEEEARGH!!}}
 
 
==Politics==
 
 
*As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:
 
[[Image:Custom 1273083838694 supermario64 typoscreencap.jpg|thumb|right|A possession by DiC still happened after Super Mario World.]]
 
*[[Yoshi]] - Secretary of Defense & Leader
 
*[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister
 
*[[Bowser]] - 1st Lieutenant
 
*[[Wizardheimer]] - 2nd Lieutenant
 
*[[Cheatsy|Cheatsy/Larry]] - First Lord of the Treasury
 
*[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives
 
*[[Yoshkins]] - House of Congress
 
*[[Roy Koopa|Bully/Roy]] - General
 
*[[Kooky|Kooky/Ludwig Von]] - Vice President
 
*[[Hip|Hip/Lemmy]] and [[Hop|Hop/Iggy]] - [[Yoshi]]'s Cabinet
 
*[[Ganon]] - Admiral
 
 
The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows:
 
*Attempted extermination of the Dino population
 
*Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
 
*Robberies
 
*Distrust of the Kingdom
 
 
If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and [[King Koopa]] will host an election for who will be the next leader of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. [[Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Tails]] and [[Zelda]] remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: [[Fat Mario]], [[Mama Luigi]], [[Link]], [[Sonic]] and [[The King]].
 
 
==See Also:==
 
*[[Yoshkins]]
 
*[[Whore Yoshi]]
 
*[[One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]
 
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Image:Bounce.gif|[[Naruto|Believe it]] or [[no]]t, Yoshi loves himself some [[Boobs|Boobies]].
 
Image:Yoshigunfire.png|Yoshi loves shooting things in his spare time, especially [[Mama Luigi]].
 
Image:Mario-superstar-baseball-yoshi.jpg|Yoshi when playing [[baseball]].
 
Image:Mario-and-luigi-superstar-saga-yoshi-in-cinema.jpg|Yoshi's usually <s>[[horny]]</s> like this when he's watching flicks in theatres.
 
Image:Nintendo Love Yoshi Black Babydoll.jpg|[[You]] k[[no]]w you love him.
 
Image:YoshiTennis.JPG|Yoshi has some confusion with how he plays tennis.
 
Image:Image1.jpg|Yoshi's final rapist [[form]].
 
image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|Yoshi's gives this article about him a perfect 10 (See, I told [[you]] that he loves giving stuff a perfect 10.).
 
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