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A short green alien from the ''[[Star Wars]]'' series, Yoda is. Talking like this he is famous for. | A short green alien from the ''[[Star Wars]]'' series, Yoda is. Talking like this he is famous for. | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*The reason he talks weirdly is because he has a tumor. | *The reason he talks weirdly is because he has a tumor. | ||
| − | *He has a green Lightsaber | + | *He has a green Lightsaber. |
*He lives in the Dagobah system. | *He lives in the Dagobah system. | ||
*He's one of the two Jedi left after the end of the sixth star wars. | *He's one of the two Jedi left after the end of the sixth star wars. | ||
| − | * | + | *Be in ''Soulcalibur IV'', I got to. A cheap little bastard, I am. |
*Even after 900 years of living, he still hasn't gotten a girlfriend. He's so old and green and wrinkly that he can't even get a hooker. He's considering using force persuade to get someone to have [[sex]] with him, although that is rape and therefore immoral and illegal. | *Even after 900 years of living, he still hasn't gotten a girlfriend. He's so old and green and wrinkly that he can't even get a hooker. He's considering using force persuade to get someone to have [[sex]] with him, although that is rape and therefore immoral and illegal. | ||
*He didn't get his tumor until he was 880. Before then he could talk normally and had lots of friends. Girls still thought he was creepy though. | *He didn't get his tumor until he was 880. Before then he could talk normally and had lots of friends. Girls still thought he was creepy though. | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*Jedi | *Jedi | ||
*The Force | *The Force | ||
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===Liked By=== | ===Liked By=== | ||
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*Star Wars nerds | *Star Wars nerds | ||
*Jedi | *Jedi | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*The dark side of the force. | *The dark side of the force. | ||
*[[Darth Vader]] | *[[Darth Vader]] | ||
*People who don't surrender. | *People who don't surrender. | ||
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*Sith | *Sith | ||
*People who don't like Star Wars. | *People who don't like Star Wars. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*"Surrender you must or die you will" | *"Surrender you must or die you will" | ||
*"Go to the dark side you must not." | *"Go to the dark side you must not." | ||
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*"Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves [[no]]t these things." | *"Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves [[no]]t these things." | ||
[[Category:Monsters]] | [[Category:Monsters]] | ||
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[[Category:Star Wars]] | [[Category:Star Wars]] | ||
[[Category:Transformers]] | [[Category:Transformers]] | ||
Revision as of 16:56, 10 June 2010
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A short green alien from the Star Wars series, Yoda is. Talking like this he is famous for.
Background
Said to be over 900 years old, which means he gets HUGE senior discounts, Yoda is. Lived so long that he calls people from the 1200's "youngun's" he has.
Trivia
- The reason he talks weirdly is because he has a tumor.
- He has a green Lightsaber.
- He lives in the Dagobah system.
- He's one of the two Jedi left after the end of the sixth star wars.
- Be in Soulcalibur IV, I got to. A cheap little bastard, I am.
- Even after 900 years of living, he still hasn't gotten a girlfriend. He's so old and green and wrinkly that he can't even get a hooker. He's considering using force persuade to get someone to have sex with him, although that is rape and therefore immoral and illegal.
- He didn't get his tumor until he was 880. Before then he could talk normally and had lots of friends. Girls still thought he was creepy though.
Likes
- Jedi
- The Force
- Obi-Wan
- Anakin Skywalker (Until he turns into Darth Vader.)
Liked By
- Star Wars nerds
- Jedi
Dislikes
- The dark side of the force.
- Darth Vader
- People who don't surrender.
Disliked By
- Sith
- People who don't like Star Wars.
Quotes
- "Surrender you must or die you will"
- "Go to the dark side you must not."
- "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."
- "No, try not. Do, or do not, there is no try."
- "Ready, are you? What know you of ready?"
- "For 800 have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing.
- "Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things."
