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[[Image:Windows-98.jpg|thumb|right|Windows 98.]] | [[Image:Windows-98.jpg|thumb|right|Windows 98.]] | ||
[[Image:Can04.jpg|thumb|right|Canned [[Windows]] [[:Category:Sources - Produced in 1995|95]] is [[delicious]]!]] | [[Image:Can04.jpg|thumb|right|Canned [[Windows]] [[:Category:Sources - Produced in 1995|95]] is [[delicious]]!]] | ||
− | + | '''Windows''' is an operating system first made in [[The Eighties|1985]] that most people are running. It became immensely popular in [[the '90s]] (to the point where it was [and still is] the most popular OS family), which caused Bill Gates to become filthy [[Money|rich]]. | |
− | '''Windows''' is an operating system first made in [[The Eighties|1985]] that most people are running. It became immensely popular in [[the '90s]] (to the point where it was the most popular OS family), which caused Bill Gates to become filthy [[Money|rich]] | ||
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=Versions= | =Versions= | ||
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The first version of Windows, released in 1985. It was practically a glorified shell for MS-DOS, with a few new features. | The first version of Windows, released in 1985. It was practically a glorified shell for MS-DOS, with a few new features. | ||
− | This version of Windows is the most famous to [[Youtube Poop]], due to [[Windows 1.0 Commercial|its infamous advert]] featuring | + | This version of Windows is the most famous to [[Youtube Poop]], due to [[Windows 1.0 Commercial|its infamous advert]] featuring Steve Ballmer. |
{{vid|tGvHNNOLnCk}} | {{vid|tGvHNNOLnCk}} | ||
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==Windows 95== | ==Windows 95== | ||
− | Windows 95 was another milestone in Windows in that it changed the feel of Windows to what it is today. Unfortunately, it was prone to crashing. | + | Windows 95 was another milestone in Windows in that it changed the feel of Windows to what it is today. Unfortunately, it was prone to crashing. |
*Despite popular rumour, Mozilla [[Fire]][[fox]] does, in fact, run on Windows 95. | *Despite popular rumour, Mozilla [[Fire]][[fox]] does, in fact, run on Windows 95. | ||
{{Vid|dsU3B0W3TMs}} | {{Vid|dsU3B0W3TMs}} | ||
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Windows 98 wasn't much different from Windows 95, however, it was much more stable than Windows 95, and in fact, is still used by some [[YTPnews1|people]]. | Windows 98 wasn't much different from Windows 95, however, it was much more stable than Windows 95, and in fact, is still used by some [[YTPnews1|people]]. | ||
− | ==Windows 98 SE== | + | ===Windows 98 SE=== |
Windows 98 SE was an upgrade to Windows 98 that fixed some problems with the original. | Windows 98 SE was an upgrade to Windows 98 that fixed some problems with the original. | ||
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==Windows XP== | ==Windows XP== | ||
− | Windows XP | + | Windows XP is the most commonly used version of Windows, and included a much better version of [[Windows Movie Maker]], but it wasn't perfect. It was launched in 2001, and is still today the most commonly used version by poopers and viewers. |
==Windows Vista== | ==Windows Vista== | ||
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==Windows 7== | ==Windows 7== | ||
− | Windows 7 | + | Windows 7 is the newest version of Windows, launched recently. It is designed to be very efficient as far as RAM usage and computing power usage, and in fact, it has been proven to work on PCs built in the '90s, and designed for Windows 95. There is a Windows Live Movie Maker, replacing the old one, but it got rid of many features. Buh?! |
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**[[Xbox 360|Xbox]] fans | **[[Xbox 360|Xbox]] fans | ||
*Some [[:Category:Insane Characters|crazy]] [[Japanese]] guy. | *Some [[:Category:Insane Characters|crazy]] [[Japanese]] guy. | ||
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− | * | + | *Steve Jobs |
*[[Macintosh|Apple]] fans | *[[Macintosh|Apple]] fans | ||
**[[Scrooge McDuck]] | **[[Scrooge McDuck]] | ||
*[[PJAMA|Linux fans]] | *[[PJAMA|Linux fans]] | ||
− | * | + | *Amiga fans |
− | *Commodore | + | *Commodore fans |
− | + | *Eric Schwartz | |
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