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[[Image:Windows-98.jpg|thumb|right|Windows 98.]]
 
[[Image:Windows-98.jpg|thumb|right|Windows 98.]]
 
[[Image:Can04.jpg|thumb|right|Canned [[Windows]] [[:Category:Sources - Produced in 1995|95]] is [[delicious]]!]]
 
[[Image:Can04.jpg|thumb|right|Canned [[Windows]] [[:Category:Sources - Produced in 1995|95]] is [[delicious]]!]]
[[Image:WEENDOHS.png|thumb|right|'''WINDOWS!''']]
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Windows is an operating system first made in [[The Eighties|1985]] that most people are running. It became immensely popular in [[the '90s]] (to the point where it was [and still is] the most popular OS family), which caused Bill Gates to become filthy [[Money|rich]].
'''Windows''' is an operating system first made in [[The Eighties|1985]] that most people are running. It became immensely popular in [[the '90s]] (to the point where it was the most popular OS family), which caused Bill Gates to become filthy [[Money|rich]].
 
 
 
In the late Noughties, its popularity started to decline, due to the popularity of smart phones, such as [[Apple|iPhones]], and tablets, such as iPads, neither of which run Windows. They have since adapted themselves to work with smart phones and tablets to compete against [[Apple]] and other companies relating to these devices. They have been met with mixed, if not varied results.
 
  
 
=Versions=
 
=Versions=
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==Windows 3.1==
 
==Windows 3.1==
Windows 3.1 was the first truly famous version of Windows, and shaped the way Windows would look and feel for a long time. Windows 3.1, in fact, was very different from the previous versions in many ways.
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Windows 3.1 was the first famous version of Windows, and shaped the way Windows would look and feel for a long time. Windows 3.1, in fact, was very different from the previous versions in many ways.
  
 
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==Windows 95==
 
==Windows 95==
Windows 95 was another milestone in Windows in that it changed the feel of Windows to what it is today. Unfortunately, it was prone to crashing. It also has lots of flying coffee and hats integrated into the operating system, which are only visible in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W7RmGXR1yc cheesy promotional videos.]
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Windows 95 was another milestone in Windows in that it changed the feel of Windows to what it is today. Unfortunately, it was prone to crashing.
*Despite popular rumour, Mozilla [[Fire]][[fox]] does, in fact, run on Windows 95.
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*Despite popular rumour, Mozilla [[Fire]][[Fox]] does, in fact, run on Windows 95.
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==Windows 98==
 
==Windows 98==
Windows 98 wasn't much different from Windows 95, however, it was much more stable than Windows 95, and in fact, is still used by some [[YTPnews1|people]].
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Windows 98 wasn't much different from Windows 95, however, it was much more stable than Windows 95, and in fact, is still used by [[User:Yoshit|some]] [[YTPnews1/MustangSally72|people]].
  
==Windows 98 SE==
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===Windows 98 SE===
 
Windows 98 SE was an upgrade to Windows 98 that fixed some problems with the original.
 
Windows 98 SE was an upgrade to Windows 98 that fixed some problems with the original.
  
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==Windows XP==
 
==Windows XP==
Windows XP was until 2014 the most commonly used version of Windows. It included a much better version of [[Windows Movie Maker]], but it wasn't perfect. It was launched in 2001, and was the most commonly used version by Poopers and viewers until 2012. Unfortunately, due to the ever-growing world of technology, people would be forced to upgrade for better usage of Windows products, if even that.
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Windows XP is the most commonly used version of Windows, and included a much better version of [[Windows Movie Maker]], but it wasn't perfect. It was launched in 2001, and is still today the most commonly used version by poopers and viewers.
  
 
==Windows Vista==
 
==Windows Vista==
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==Windows 7==
 
==Windows 7==
Windows 7 was the version after Vista. It is designed to be very efficient as far as RAM usage and computing power usage, and in fact, it has been proven to work on PCs built in the '90s, and designed for Windows 95. There is a Windows Live Movie Maker, replacing the old one, but it got rid of many features. Buh?!
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Windows 7 is the newest version of Windows, launched recently. It is designed to be very efficient as far as RAM usage and computing power usage, and in fact, it has been proven to work on PCs built in the '90s, and designed for Windows 95. There is a Windows Live Movie Maker, but it got rid of many features. Buh?!
 
 
==Windows 8==
 
''You're trying too hard, Microsoft. Just give up.''
 
 
 
==Windows 8.1==
 
Still trying too hard, but at least you're fixing up ''some'' of your stuff.
 
 
 
==Windows 10==
 
What happened to Windows 9? You don't want to know...Anyway, people seem to like this one, but it still seems to have some of that Version 8 stuff people didn't like.
 
  
 
=Liked By=
 
=Liked By=
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**[[Xbox 360|Xbox]] fans
 
**[[Xbox 360|Xbox]] fans
 
*Some [[:Category:Insane Characters|crazy]] [[Japanese]] guy.
 
*Some [[:Category:Insane Characters|crazy]] [[Japanese]] guy.
*[[Emo Luigi]] (since he uses it to devise ways of suicide)
 
  
 
=Disliked By=
 
=Disliked By=
*[[Dead|Steve Jobs]]
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*Steve Jobs
 
*[[Macintosh|Apple]] fans
 
*[[Macintosh|Apple]] fans
 
**[[Scrooge McDuck]]
 
**[[Scrooge McDuck]]
 
*[[PJAMA|Linux fans]]
 
*[[PJAMA|Linux fans]]
*Tux the Linux Penguin
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*Amiga fans
*Commodore/[[Sabrina Skunk|Amiga fans]]
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*Commodore fans
**Eric Schwartz
 
*Microsoft Sam (but only Windows Vista)
 

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